Double Solitaire by George R. R. Martin
"Maybe I shouldn't do this."
"Maybe you would like a swat?" Tis asked severely.
There was a screen up which prevented the child from seeing how his arm had been peeled open, skin and muscle laid back to reveal the broken bone. Tisianne had already fitted the ragged ends back together. Now, bending in close, she delicately placed the tip of the syringe at the juncture and sent the genetically altered bacteria into and onto the bone. There it would follow its genetic mandate and grow bone.
"Do you guys clone? You gotta know how. Your technology's advanced enough," Mark suddenly asked.
"We can, but we don't."
"Why not?"
"When a culture is more concerned with fitting old minds in young bodies, and loses interest in young minds in young bodies, that culture is dying." She flashed Mark a quick smile. "We grow children the old-fashioned way. Also, you clone enough, and genetic read errors creep in."
"A copy of a copy of a copy."
"That's right." Tis finished sealing the soft tissue with a sterile fixative that left only a pale pink line.
Tach touched a panel, and the screen flashed once and vanished. Grunting a bit with effort, she lifted her little patient off the table and set him on his feet. The cradle mother was waiting outside the cubicle.
"As good as new," Tach said as she handed over the boy.
"I was afraid you'd say that," sighed the other woman.
The child was staring down at his arm with excitement and wonder. "Look, it isn't pink no more. My line is white. Maybe Momma won't ever know."
"There's a wonderful human phrase that applies in this situation. Say 'fat chance,'" Tis said.
Mark and Tis went strolling. Rarrana was huge, and Mark sensed he'd only seen a fraction of it.
"Zabb's put a big negatory on giving me a lab," Mark said.
"He's hoping you'll run out of drugs. Then you and I will both be without friends, and he can kill me with impunity."
"I'm tellin' you, man, Zabb doesn't want you dead."
"Mark, you are gullible, naive, and sweet. You think everybody has a touch of goodness in them."
"I know Blaise doesn't," Mark defended. "And I know Zabb doesn't want you dead."
They had reached an intersection of several corridors. One wall looked out of place, breaking the symmetry of the architecture. Tis suddenly stopped and stared at that wall for a long, long time. Mark reached hesitantly out and touched her hair.
"Doc?"
"This is where my mother died."
The ace's head swung back and forth like a puzzled crane's. "I thought she, like, fell down stairs or something?"
"There used to be a stairway here. Father had it destroyed... the entire wing walled off. Her suite was down there."
So much of Takisian life, particularly a Takisian woman's life, seemed centered indoors. It heightened Mark's sense of claustrophobia. And this place was really giving the ace the creeps.
"Hey," he blurted. "Let's go outside while there's still some light left."
Tis shook herself free of her reverie. "While there's still some autumn left. It will be winter soon."
They went to the private garden off Tisianne's suite, an odd diamond-shaped plot of ground that seemed to have been created more by architectural oversight than any plan. High walls in four different styles and three different colors peeped coyly through the leaves and trumpet-shaped flowers of a climbing vine. It was like a fat woman hiding her physical shortcomings behind gauzy veils and hoping the covering would distract the eye.
As usual there was a fountain making water music, but a sharp wind was warping the shape. Dark clouds were scudding across the sun like a nightmare's mane dulling the crystal fire of the crushed-quartz path that wove through the parterre flower gardens and trees. Since their last walk it had been raked back into its curving pattern, and now here they went raping the perfect symmetry with crude footprints. It made Mark a little crazy. Every day he wrecked some person's life work, and yet he never saw the phantom raker.
They came to roost on a bench beneath what Mark had dubbed the grape arbor for lack of a better phrase. It was an arbor, there was fruit growing on it, and the smell was very alluring, but a sampling produced effects like a shot of bad Mexican water. Mark knew, he had succumbed to temptation.
Tis sighed heavily, leaned back on one hand, and rested the other high on the bulge point of her belly. Sunflower, Mark's wife lo these many years ago, had assumed just such a position when she'd been pregnant with Sprout. Maybe all pregnant women did. A universal in any culture. In any species. On any planet.
"I haven't asked before, but, like, are you handling this?"
"No, I never thought it would get this far. I was sure Kelly would have to handle, well... the messy bits."
"It's about a month away, right?"
"Yes."
"You want to talk about, like, uh, how you're feeling?"
Tis laughed, a hollow sound devoid of humor. "I'd almost rather talk about my father, and that walloping load of guilt." Mark opened his mouth, but she forestalled him with an upraised hand. "Just kidding. Fear is easier to face than guilt. And that's what I'm feeling. I'm absolutely, totally terrified. I don't want to have this baby. Somebody else has got to have this baby for me." She levered herself to her feet and paced nervously up and down in front of him. "I have been shot, beaten, poisoned, slashed, and raped. Pain is an old companion to me. But this pain terrifies me. I've seen women in hard labor..." Her voice trailed off, and she stared out at the eastern sky where the first evening stars were just beginning to show. "Maybe Jay will come ambling back with Blaise and my body in tow." She turned back to Mark. "I have that fantasy a lot. Stupid, isn't it?"
Very slowly, for the words cost him, Mark said, "I used to go to sleep at night and think that if I just hoped long enough or prayed hard enough, when I woke up in the morning, Sprout would be all right. She wouldn't be retarded. We all have crazy fantasies."
Even an imagination as fertile and creative as Jay's couldn't turn Ilkala into New York City. No self-respecting New Yorker would build office buildings in pale lavender, lime green, dusty rose... the list of offensive pastel colors went on and on. And while the Takisians built tall, they built tall wrong. The multistory buildings couldn't really be called skyscrapers, they were too spindly for that. Meadows, in another of his endless, fucking lectures, had explained that too. Something about how Takis had a relative mass about one-third? Two-fifths? -- some damn number or other -- of Earth norm, so the gravity was less, and buildings could look anemic.
And everybody could be a flit, thought Jay sourly as he surveyed his fellow passengers on the tram. It seemed a prosaic description for an impeccably clean means of conveyance which had no apparent means of propulsion. It hummed lightly up the deep valley to within a mile of the House Ilkazam, depositing servants, and the occasional slumming psi lord, and went humming back to the city. If the New York subway system was a tenth this nice -- He cut off the thought ruthlessly. He didn't want to like anything about Takis in his present mood. The seats. Yeah, the seats were way too small. Not comfortable at all.
Mollified by finding fault, he returned to a sour contemplation of his physical surroundings. He had no idea where to exit the tram. The rush of events hadn't left him with much time to peruse the guidebooks. What were the sights and attractions of Ilkala? Did Takisians write guidebooks? Did Takisians take vacations? He tried to picture the Takisian equivalent of a Hawaiian shirt and failed utterly. Some things man was not meant to see.
At least there was a bizarre familiarity to the entire commuting ritual. In place of briefcases the business people possessed wafer-thin laptop computers that were attached by fine filament wires to a throat patch. Jay presumed they were all dictating information to the critters rather than typing. Seemed sort of cumbersome. Other people read (the books were shimmering projections at eye level, which adjusted for a shift in your posture) or listened to music on tiny radios disguised as ear clips.
Yeah, as cranky as they all are, they'd come over and beat the crap out of you for infringing on their ear space, Jay mused.
The number of young moms and young dads with babies and toddlers in slings or glider prams were about equal. Apparently child rearing was an equal-opportunity task among the Tarhiji. And then there were the old, all of whom were treated with the gravest courtesy.
The tram sighed to a stop, and about half the passengers rose and began to disembark. Though they were clearly in a financial and business district, Jay decided to go with the flow. He joined the mass exodus.
"Excuse me," Jay said in halting Sham'al. The woman turned and looked at him with an expression of polite inquiry. "What is this office that you're going into?"
"Jhaconda and Stirpes. We're providers of @^&*." Static again. Jay shook his head. She tried to explain. "We guarantee objects against loss or damage. People too."
She vanished into the building, and Jay accosted another worker well dressed, at least by Takisian standards. And got the same answer. Again. And again. He'd either hit the wrong street, or everyone on Takis was either a pooftah or an insurance salesman. It was really depressing. Jay was beginning to wish he'd followed the young moms and dads, or the old grandmas and grandpas shopping or wherever they were going.
Interspersed with the office buildings were shops of various kinds. Jewelry, shoes, clothes, electronic gadgets. As he strolled and gawked, certain facts pummeled their way past the resistant barriers in his mind. The streets were very clean. No garbage in the gutters. No graffiti marring the pastel walls. There were lots and lots of tiny parks complete with the obligatory Takisian fountain, flowers, grass, and trees. And no homeless people sleeping in them. No homeless huddled like shapeless sacks in doorways or shuffling down the sidewalks accosting passersby for money.
Maybe they kill 'em and eat 'em.
Or maybe there weren't any. It didn't jibe with the implicit and (in his brief experience) the fucking explicit cruelty of the culture, or the elitism of the psionic overclass. Then Jay reflected on his brief acquaintance with Tachyon -- the paternalistic attitude the alien held toward humans in general and jokers in particular. The whole noblesse oblige act. Probably the motive was pride -- there aren't going to be any hungry or homeless people in our cities, by damn -- but the result was good, grudging though Jay's admission of that fact might be.
They think they're so goddamn special, Jay thought resentfully, though no psi lord was in view to trigger the reaction. And it's just a fluke of genetic mutation which could be a universal gift if the elegant lords and ladies would deign to mix their precious bodily fluids with some of the lower order.
No, that wasn't the problem. Metaphorically and literally speaking, the telepaths would fuck the mind blind with the greatest alacrity. They just wouldn't breed with them.
Jay wished he had someone with whom to share these thoughts and revelations, and then suddenly the emotion that had been tugging at the edges of his mind like a shy child came clearly into focus. He was lonely. He didn't have a damn soul on Takis to talk to... come to that, he didn't have a damn soul to talk to back in Manhattan. He had an inflatable sex doll that doubled as a receptionist. He knew a couple of sympathetic waitresses at the Java joint who served him patty melts and coffee and let him ramble, but he realized he knew nothing about them beyond their names. His one deep friendship with Hiram Worchester had sorta gone down the shitter when Jay helped unearth the evidence that Hiram was a murderer -- however exonerating the circumstances.
Jay's thoughts went back to Vi and Flo at the seedy Times Square coffee shop, spurred no doubt by the aromas floating through the open door of the Takisian equivalent. Jay hesitated a few more minutes. Then a pretty woman, carrying an armful of cut flowers, came whisking through a back door and began filling the empty vases on the fifteen tables.
Like most of the Tarhiji she was on the zaftig side, but her soft hair looked like spun caramel, and the pure oval shape of her face reminded Jay of a painting he'd seen in one of his catechism books -- the Madonna of the Cherries. It was the only picture of the Virgin he'd ever liked. Instead of looking sappy the Virgin looked sensual, and she seemed genuinely thrilled to be kissing her baby.
The woman sensed his scrutiny, looked up, and frowned. "Are you eating? Or rusticating?"
"It's a little early for lunch," said Jay, amused at her acidity.
"Then move out of my doorway so you don't block the paying trade."
That decided it. Jay walked in and settled at a table. Nodded toward the empty vase.
"I haven't got a flower yet."
The lips parted, were folded back into a tight line. The woman searched through the bouquet until she located one rather sickly, wilted bloom and placed it in the vase. Her velvet brown eyes challenged him. Jay just laughed. She completed her preparations, returned to Jay's table, and stood, arms akimbo, staring at him.
"What?" the human asked.
"Are you eating or are you still rusticating?"
"Gimme a menu, and I'll order. I'm not a mind reader."
Sighing like a mother confronted by a backward child, she lightly touched an indentation in the lip of the table. The menu sprang to life in the air above the table. The squiggles looked like worm trails in the dust.
Jay shot her a sheepish look. "I forgot... I speak Takisian, I don't read it."
"Don't speak it very well, either."
"You always this nice to everybody who comes in?" She stared, a wall of unblinking hostility filming her eyes. "I'm surprised you have any customers at all."
"I have the kind of customers I like."
"And I take it I'm not among the select. Well, you want to translate this for me? Got anything on there that resembles a patty melt?" he added.
She didn't. And the explanation didn't help much. Too many of the words were unfamiliar. He finally settled on something that appeared to have cheese and bread in it -- maybe it was a sandwich -- and a bowl of soup. There weren't too many ways to wreck soup -- he hoped.
It was an open-face sandwich made of something that resembled raw spinach stirred with cream cheese and nuts. It was way too yuppie for Jay's taste.
"You got anything with burnt pieces of animal flesh in it?"
"You don't want this?" she indicated the sandwich.
"No."
"Are you going to pay for both?"
"Naturally."
"Is the soup to your satisfaction?"
Jay didn't mistake the polite words for politeness. There was a sting on the edge of them.
"Yeah, the soup's great."
It was a thick, dark concoction with tiny blue beans that looked like a cross between lentils and pintos. Floating in it were dried yellow critters that gave it a sharp, citrusy taste. And it was really good. Jay wondered if he could get the recipe for Hiram. He told the woman about his friend and the restaurant, and how he'd really love this soup.
"Only problem," Jay said, "the produce delivery is going to be a bitch over twenty-three light-years."
He thought that might get some reaction out of her. How often did you meet an alien? Up until a month ago he'd met only one. In retrospect he decided one would have been enough. His revelation didn't impress her.
"What are you doing off the Bonded station? We don't permit aliens on the Crystal World."
"Would you believe I'm a close personal friend and bodyguard to the heir to House Ilkazam?"
"No."
Jay studied that pretty face, the soft, rich swell of her bosom beneath her blouse. Dispensed with the notion of trying to impress her. He'd settle for getting to know her.
"Have you got a name?"
"Several."
"Does that translate to mean you're married?"
The question seemed to strike a nerve. There was the briefest flicker of pain in those dark eyes. "No, I'm not marriageable material."
Jay Ackroyd." She stared at the out-thrust hand with the air of someone who couldn't identify the appendage. Oh, that's right, you Takisians don't shake hands. You all seem to move straight to the kissing. Great custom as long as I'm not meeting a man." He was babbling. He knew it. It embarrassed him. He couldn't stop. It was her, she made him nervous.
Her dark eyes had gone wary. She studied him, and Jay had the feeling that she was actually seeing him for the first time. "How did you get here?"
"That's a really long story."
She turned away. "Then I don't want to hear it."
"You're pretty fucking cool about meeting up with an alien. Aren't you gonna call the cops, or get scared?"
"I've been up to the Bonded station to look at aliens."
"You make it sound like a trip to the zoo."
"Isn't it?" It wasn't actually a smile, but a dimple did appear briefly in her left cheek.
Jay grinned in delight. She was really pretty when she stopped frowning. The door to the restaurant opened, and three men entered. The detective and the woman turned, and Jay didn't need his hostess's reaction to tell him these were cops -- it was depressing to discover "The Look" transcended light-years.
"You will come with us please."
"And if I say no?"
He felt another mind closing like a vise around him, and too late he realized that although these goons were dressed in the less opulent Tarhiji fashion and their hair was brown, they were psi lords.
"Okay, okay, okay!" he stuttered out just before the compulsion became overwhelming.
Two of the men took his arms and marched him to the door. Jay grabbed the jamb and managed to call back. "I have a feeling we'll be seeing each other again."
The spokesman for the trio tossed a credit jewel to the proprietress. "Bill it to the House."
Jay's last sight was of the woman deliberately crushing the crystal under a heel.
Out in the street they released him. Jay twitched his coat straight and pushed back his hair. "How the hell did you find me so fast?"