Handy sandy by james milano
by now! haha I crack myself up. in one minute! okay by today! if you dont then you will die! i am the best. i am the boss! sandy wanted to scream out but she stayed quiet. knowing she had to for now.?
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blood rished through her veins. the clocks on the walls started laughing and getting alrger. sandy murmered, "fine" sheila laughed as she walked out. neki "that cursed sheila!" len "yea, how much longer do we have to work for that demonic overgrown baby tyrant" ?sandy slammed her head on the counter. neki "dont worry sandy, I'm a piece of garbage that doesn't deserve to live, I'm just an emotional alien freak! she began to cry and ran into a closet.?
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sandy "no neki, you don't, well yea its true. neki sighed in shock as she cried more. sandy "I'm kidding neki! get out of your ddark emo place!" neki slowly opened the door. she stood there as she hugged sandy. sandy "that's right babe, we go way back right?!" neki "i guess so" let's get to work! she raised her hand in excitement. the phone rang. sandy picked it up. she sensually said, "well hello there stud, do you want me in your balls?" a old lady answered in shock.?
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in a appalled tone, the old lady said" i can't believe you would say that to me! how inappropriate and wrong!" sandy talked as herself. sandy "sorry about that ma'am, that was our new robot we've been trying out. are you interested in gonnes car insurance? old lady "well yes. the phone clicked. the lady looked with surprise. lady "hello?" piece of shit kids!" sandy laughed.?
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neki called up a emergency number. a older man answered. man "what's your emergency?!" neki screamed " i don't have you! im a killer cat! I'm a human!" he hung up the phone. she grabbed her mouth as sandy laughed with her. a woman entered the room. sandy "who that? neki sighed. neki "its like the new woman worker thing" len stuttered slowly "I heard she's oprahs and kujas experimental child" she was a large woman with a blue leather coat over slacks.?
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she had brown eyes and long black hair. they came together, rubbing their heads behind another, looking at her. len "go say hi!" neki" no way. len "how about your san. ?sandy walked to her. sandy "welcome to gonnes where the truth is lies and everyone hate you!" the woman stared at her with a serious face. the woman uttered in a monotone voice "umm, i can't speak right now, im a workaholic!" as she turned she pushed sandy across the room with her butt.?
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sandy fell through stacks of papers and into a drawer. neki "sandy!" she ran to her. neki "what's wrong with you? why don't you kill her? sandy got up. sandy "I'm already victorious in knowing it's an illusion, besides that was fun. sandy said to herself, "damn witch, why don't i hit it up like before?! this damn anxiety! screw you!" dinky walked to sandy with over confidence. dinky said in a loud voice. dinky "hey sandy, you need a ride home?" sandy scratched her butt.?
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sandy "i guess" they walked down the black carpet stairs towards the double white glass doors. sandy "ahh damn, the sun! why is it there?! dinky "maybe because it's our birthplace and ending, the source of vision and life?" sandy "haha, maybe this artificial contract of light and life, what is light and is there more behind it?" dinky "maybe, that's what great about. sandy closed the door. dinky head flew back. dinky "good convo"?
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he got into his modern white sedan. he turned the key. suddenly the wipers swung back and forth, the radio blasted i love you by barney. dinky turn it off. Dinky "why did you do that?!" sandy "you are no fun! it's just a coincidental moment of your insanity and life! dinky said in a smart alec tone "well let's not add to it" sandy eyes opened up. sandy "watch out captain moody man!" ?
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dinky "it's cold wear my hoodie. dinky looked to see sandy with his car hood on her head. dinky was in disbelief and shock. he yelled "not that hood!" he ran after her. he caught her and put his hood back on his car. dinky "get in now! bad kitty!" sandy pouted her lips and widen her eyes. dinky " that won't save you!' sandy stretched out her leg as she got into the car. dinky drove away.?
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sandy "have you ever just wanted to leave everything and go far away?" dinky "no i must hold onto my responsibilities" sandy "come on dinky, it's in all of us, a chilling sense of release and change, its what gets us alive, like going into outer space of wonder" dinky "i never thought of it that way, i guess i would" sandy put her face onto his. sandy "let's go!" dinky "not now!" sandy "figures"?
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dinky "by the way you look creepily proper in that underwear" ?sandy?"Pssh, is it creepy or our view of it? sandy responded in an overly joking tone. dinky "where are you from?" sandy "well lets ssee, my mom's vagina, my dad's balls, space. dinky laughed. dinky "really" sandy froze. it was like she thought about it for the first time. sandy "i only remember growing up in new York with my mom and younger sister.?
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ehh, who needs memories anyway, everything is about now right?" dinky stood at the darkening road in wonder. the bright orange glow slowly dimming onto the scenery of earthly buildings as the shadows grew. dinky "the past is a tricky battle sometimes but in the end, it's about the now" they arrived at her house. dinky "heres my card" sandy "oh your weed card? dinky quickly said, "no" as if he knew she was going to joke.?
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sandy "chaos card? or maybe a stalker card? dinky "no its a card to my number, you know just in case you need another ride" sandy "did we just have sex?" dinky stood there looking at her in shock and wonder" dinky "we did swap each other through another in another way so yea" sandy "so you want to come in for death and insanity? dinky stood at her in fear. dinky "sounds tempting but not now" sandy bursted out laughing. sandy "no silly, I'm just saying something different from the usual societal robots of control, it like we don't even think anymore. just do"
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dinky "yep. and when we do, its feels the same. alright i'll come in your alternate universe. beep beep" they got out of the car and walked to the house. sandy "bear!" dinky eyes opened up. a large black bear roared with anger at them. sandy tackled him to the ground. she rolled around with it. dinky stood there in shock and amazement. sandy picked it up and suplexed it. sandy got up covered in dirt. sandy "alright lets go" dinky "ok that was unbearable"?
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they walked into the house. he walked through hanging strings of heart shaped pieces of paper. sandy "don't mind them, their just notes from me" he then walked through another door of stringed food and Barbie dolls. sandy "hey, you got to vent on the popular narrowed minded people sometimes" sandy "this is my humble castle of modern day new york" there were posters of demonic goddess to pink fairies.?
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there was a black gun shaped chair and a crystal table that sparkled with your movement. dinky "it's very nerdy and dark" i dig it. sandy "all right!" a beer struck dinky in the face. dinky "oww, what the hell?!" sandy "beerprise!" dinky picked up the beer. dinky "for sure" he opened it and drank it. dinky "there has to be another way to make a living" sandy "there's plenty of ways, were just so caught up in surviving that we don't realize"?
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dinky "all a part of the modern day slavery condition. soon well change it, i'll make sure" sandy shrugged her shoulder. sandy "maybe. she walked to a picture. sandy "this is my mom. she had long brown hair and blue eyes. she wore a black dress. dinky "she's nasty!" sandy "what?! she's hideous! but aren't we all? Wait i mean, how dare you!" dinky "whoa, I'm kidding. She's bootiful like you. sandy chuckled. sandy "thanks.?
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she took care of me and my sis when my dad left when i was twelve. she was in the military. they performed experiments on her, ended up killing her. she looked
down. dinky "damn military always messing with our true natural soul. you okay? sandy "of course i am" she wasn't. she took every ounce of herself not to burst out. dinky "she did it for you so take it as a strength, she's always inside you" sandy giggled then thought about it. dinky "you dirty mined freak"?
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sandy "she gave me a crystal feather but i lost it. it was a heir to the family dysfunction, a symbol of unbreakable freedom" dinky "im sorry, if i find it I'll burn it and give it to you" sandy "where's my money" crusty voice "did someone say money?! a large crab with legs appeared next to her. sandy "not for you mr crab! mr crab "aww, i need it! he slowly left out the window. dinky stood there in disbelief. sandy threw a few dollars at dinkys face.?
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dinky "oh no its ok. sandy slammed him into the wall. she pointed a gun at him. sandy "take it!" dinky "whoa, okay now i will!" he was shaking. he ran out and screeched out in his car. sandy stood there in deep thought. she shot a ant as she fell onto the floor. ?sandy "i wonder how much longer till I'm free. she looked at the picture. sandy "right mom? it was the next day and sandy was talking to neki.?
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neki "i need to get meowmy meeowtail furred" she wiggled her brown and blue cat tail. sandy "thatsssss veryssss truessss" len "indeedroof, iroof, needroof aroof beardroof" sheila stromed in laughing evily. she had two small people in a demonic suit. they had red and black horns and make up. sheila "you dont just add the sound of the animal after every word you
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blood rished through her veins. the clocks on the walls started laughing and getting alrger. sandy murmered, "fine" sheila laughed as she walked out. neki "that cursed sheila!" len "yea, how much longer do we have to work for that demonic overgrown baby tyrant" ?sandy slammed her head on the counter. neki "dont worry sandy, I'm a piece of garbage that doesn't deserve to live, I'm just an emotional alien freak! she began to cry and ran into a closet.?
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sandy "no neki, you don't, well yea its true. neki sighed in shock as she cried more. sandy "I'm kidding neki! get out of your ddark emo place!" neki slowly opened the door. she stood there as she hugged sandy. sandy "that's right babe, we go way back right?!" neki "i guess so" let's get to work! she raised her hand in excitement. the phone rang. sandy picked it up. she sensually said, "well hello there stud, do you want me in your balls?" a old lady answered in shock.?
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in a appalled tone, the old lady said" i can't believe you would say that to me! how inappropriate and wrong!" sandy talked as herself. sandy "sorry about that ma'am, that was our new robot we've been trying out. are you interested in gonnes car insurance? old lady "well yes. the phone clicked. the lady looked with surprise. lady "hello?" piece of shit kids!" sandy laughed.?
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neki called up a emergency number. a older man answered. man "what's your emergency?!" neki screamed " i don't have you! im a killer cat! I'm a human!" he hung up the phone. she grabbed her mouth as sandy laughed with her. a woman entered the room. sandy "who that? neki sighed. neki "its like the new woman worker thing" len stuttered slowly "I heard she's oprahs and kujas experimental child" she was a large woman with a blue leather coat over slacks.?
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she had brown eyes and long black hair. they came together, rubbing their heads behind another, looking at her. len "go say hi!" neki" no way. len "how about your san. ?sandy walked to her. sandy "welcome to gonnes where the truth is lies and everyone hate you!" the woman stared at her with a serious face. the woman uttered in a monotone voice "umm, i can't speak right now, im a workaholic!" as she turned she pushed sandy across the room with her butt.?
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sandy fell through stacks of papers and into a drawer. neki "sandy!" she ran to her. neki "what's wrong with you? why don't you kill her? sandy got up. sandy "I'm already victorious in knowing it's an illusion, besides that was fun. sandy said to herself, "damn witch, why don't i hit it up like before?! this damn anxiety! screw you!" dinky walked to sandy with over confidence. dinky said in a loud voice. dinky "hey sandy, you need a ride home?" sandy scratched her butt.?
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sandy "i guess" they walked down the black carpet stairs towards the double white glass doors. sandy "ahh damn, the sun! why is it there?! dinky "maybe because it's our birthplace and ending, the source of vision and life?" sandy "haha, maybe this artificial contract of light and life, what is light and is there more behind it?" dinky "maybe, that's what great about. sandy closed the door. dinky head flew back. dinky "good convo"?
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he got into his modern white sedan. he turned the key. suddenly the wipers swung back and forth, the radio blasted i love you by barney. dinky turn it off. Dinky "why did you do that?!" sandy "you are no fun! it's just a coincidental moment of your insanity and life! dinky said in a smart alec tone "well let's not add to it" sandy eyes opened up. sandy "watch out captain moody man!" ?
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dinky "it's cold wear my hoodie. dinky looked to see sandy with his car hood on her head. dinky was in disbelief and shock. he yelled "not that hood!" he ran after her. he caught her and put his hood back on his car. dinky "get in now! bad kitty!" sandy pouted her lips and widen her eyes. dinky " that won't save you!' sandy stretched out her leg as she got into the car. dinky drove away.?
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sandy "have you ever just wanted to leave everything and go far away?" dinky "no i must hold onto my responsibilities" sandy "come on dinky, it's in all of us, a chilling sense of release and change, its what gets us alive, like going into outer space of wonder" dinky "i never thought of it that way, i guess i would" sandy put her face onto his. sandy "let's go!" dinky "not now!" sandy "figures"?
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dinky "by the way you look creepily proper in that underwear" ?sandy?"Pssh, is it creepy or our view of it? sandy responded in an overly joking tone. dinky "where are you from?" sandy "well lets ssee, my mom's vagina, my dad's balls, space. dinky laughed. dinky "really" sandy froze. it was like she thought about it for the first time. sandy "i only remember growing up in new York with my mom and younger sister.?
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ehh, who needs memories anyway, everything is about now right?" dinky stood at the darkening road in wonder. the bright orange glow slowly dimming onto the scenery of earthly buildings as the shadows grew. dinky "the past is a tricky battle sometimes but in the end, it's about the now" they arrived at her house. dinky "heres my card" sandy "oh your weed card? dinky quickly said, "no" as if he knew she was going to joke.?
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sandy "chaos card? or maybe a stalker card? dinky "no its a card to my number, you know just in case you need another ride" sandy "did we just have sex?" dinky stood there looking at her in shock and wonder" dinky "we did swap each other through another in another way so yea" sandy "so you want to come in for death and insanity? dinky stood at her in fear. dinky "sounds tempting but not now" sandy bursted out laughing. sandy "no silly, I'm just saying something different from the usual societal robots of control, it like we don't even think anymore. just do"
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dinky "yep. and when we do, its feels the same. alright i'll come in your alternate universe. beep beep" they got out of the car and walked to the house. sandy "bear!" dinky eyes opened up. a large black bear roared with anger at them. sandy tackled him to the ground. she rolled around with it. dinky stood there in shock and amazement. sandy picked it up and suplexed it. sandy got up covered in dirt. sandy "alright lets go" dinky "ok that was unbearable"?
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they walked into the house. he walked through hanging strings of heart shaped pieces of paper. sandy "don't mind them, their just notes from me" he then walked through another door of stringed food and Barbie dolls. sandy "hey, you got to vent on the popular narrowed minded people sometimes" sandy "this is my humble castle of modern day new york" there were posters of demonic goddess to pink fairies.?
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there was a black gun shaped chair and a crystal table that sparkled with your movement. dinky "it's very nerdy and dark" i dig it. sandy "all right!" a beer struck dinky in the face. dinky "oww, what the hell?!" sandy "beerprise!" dinky picked up the beer. dinky "for sure" he opened it and drank it. dinky "there has to be another way to make a living" sandy "there's plenty of ways, were just so caught up in surviving that we don't realize"?
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dinky "all a part of the modern day slavery condition. soon well change it, i'll make sure" sandy shrugged her shoulder. sandy "maybe. she walked to a picture. sandy "this is my mom. she had long brown hair and blue eyes. she wore a black dress. dinky "she's nasty!" sandy "what?! she's hideous! but aren't we all? Wait i mean, how dare you!" dinky "whoa, I'm kidding. She's bootiful like you. sandy chuckled. sandy "thanks.?
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she took care of me and my sis when my dad left when i was twelve. she was in the military. they performed experiments on her, ended up killing her. she looked
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sandy "she gave me a crystal feather but i lost it. it was a heir to the family dysfunction, a symbol of unbreakable freedom" dinky "im sorry, if i find it I'll burn it and give it to you" sandy "where's my money" crusty voice "did someone say money?! a large crab with legs appeared next to her. sandy "not for you mr crab! mr crab "aww, i need it! he slowly left out the window. dinky stood there in disbelief. sandy threw a few dollars at dinkys face.?
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dinky "oh no its ok. sandy slammed him into the wall. she pointed a gun at him. sandy "take it!" dinky "whoa, okay now i will!" he was shaking. he ran out and screeched out in his car. sandy stood there in deep thought. she shot a ant as she fell onto the floor. ?sandy "i wonder how much longer till I'm free. she looked at the picture. sandy "right mom? it was the next day and sandy was talking to neki.?
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neki "i need to get meowmy meeowtail furred" she wiggled her brown and blue cat tail. sandy "thatsssss veryssss truessss" len "indeedroof, iroof, needroof aroof beardroof" sheila stromed in laughing evily. she had two small people in a demonic suit. they had red and black horns and make up. sheila "you dont just add the sound of the animal after every word you