Lord John and the Private Matter by Diana Gabaldon
He'd seen the look in Jamie Fraser's eyes, though. Fraser had not ceased to love his wife merely because she was dead--no more than Grey could or would cease to love Hector. Memory was one thing, though, and flesh another; the body had no conscience.
He wrapped one arm over the girl's fine-boned form, holding her tight against him. Nearly breastless, and narrow-arsed as a boy, he thought, and felt a tiny flame of desire, wine-fueled, lick up the insides of his thighs. Why not? he thought. He was paying for it, after all.
But, I'm a person, no? she'd said. And she was neither of the persons he longed for.
He closed his eyes, and kissed the shoulder near his face, very gently. Then he slept again, drifting on the troubled clouds of her hair.
Chapter 7
Green Velvet
He woke to broad daylight and a rumbling stir in the brothel below. The girl was gone--no, not gone. He rolled over and saw her by the window, dressed in her shift, her lips pressed tight in concentration as she plaited her hair, using the reflection in the chamber pot as her looking glass.
"Awake at last, are ye?" she asked, squinting at her reflection. "Thought I might need to poke a darning needle under your toenail to rouse ye." Tying a red ribbon at the end of her plait, she turned and grinned at him.
"Ready for a bit o' breakfast, then, chuck?"
"Don't even mention it." He sat up, slowly, one hand pressed to his forehead.
"Oh, a wee bit peaky this morn, are we?" A brown glass bottle and a pair of wooden tumblers had appeared on the washstand; she poured out something the color of ditch water and thrust the cup into his hand. "Try that; hair o' the dog that bit ye is the best cure, or so they say." She slopped a generous tot into her own glass and drank it off as though it were water.
It wasn't water. He thought it was possibly turpentine, from the smell. Still, he wouldn't be put to shame by a fourteen-year-old whore; he tossed it back in a gulp.
Not turpentine; vitriol. The liquid burned a fiery path straight down his gullet and into his bowels, sending a gust of brimstone fumes through the cavities of his head. Whisky, that's what it was, and very raw whisky, at that.
"Aye, that's the stuff," she said approvingly, watching him. "Have another?"
Incapable of speech, he blinked watering eyes and held out his cup. Another fuming swallow, and he found that he had recovered sufficient presence of mind to inquire after his vanished clothes.
"Oh, aye. Just here." She hopped up, bright as a sparrow, and pulled open a panel in the wall that hid a row of clothes pegs, upon which his uniform and linen had been hung with care.
"Did you undress me?"
"I dinna see anyone else here, do you?" She put a hand above her eyes, peering about the room in exaggerated fashion. He ignored this, pulling the shirt over his head.
"Why?"
He thought the glint of a smile showed in her eyes, though no trace of it touched her lips.
"So much as ye drank, I kent ye'd wake soon to have a piss, and like enough to stagger off then, if ye could. If ye stayed the night through, though, Magda wouldna bring anyone else up for me." She shrugged, shift sliding off one scrawny shoulder. "Best sleep I've had in months."
"I am deeply gratified to have been of benefit to you, madam," Grey said dryly, assuming his breeches. "And what is likely to be the cost of an entire night spent in your charming company?"
"Two pound," she said promptly. "Ye can pay me now, if ye like."
He gave her a jaundiced look, one hand on his pocketbook.
"Two pound? Ten shillings, more like. Try again."
"Ten shillings?" She tried to look insulted, but failed, thus informing him that he had been close in his estimate. "Well . . . one and six, then. Or perhaps one and ten"--she eyed him, her small pink tongue darting out to touch her upper lip in speculation--"if I can find out for ye where he goes?"
"Where who goes?"
"The Cornish lad ye were asking after--Trevelyan."
Grey's headache seemed suddenly diminished. He stared at her for a moment, then reached slowly into his pocketbook. He drew out three pound notes and tossed them into her lap.
"Tell me what you know."
Agnes clasped her thighs together, hands between them, tight on the money, eyes sparkling with pleasure.
"What I ken is that he comes here, aye, maybe twa, three times in a month, but he doesna go wi' any of the lasses--so as I couldna find out about the state of his prick, ye ken." She looked apologetic.
Grey left off fastening his garter buckles, surprised.
"What does he do, then?"
"Weel, he goes into Mrs. Magda's room, same as the rich ones always do--and a wee while later, out comes a woman in one of Maggie's gowns and a big lace cap . . . but it's no our Maggie. She's near the same height, aye, but nay bosom to her and nay bum at all--and narrow in the shoulder, where Mags has the meat of a well-fed bullock."
She raised one perfect eyebrow, obviously entertained by the look on his face.
"And then this . . . lady . . . goes out the back way, intae the alley, where there's a chair waitin'. I've seen her do it," she added, with a sardonic emphasis on the pronoun. "Though I didna ken who it was at the time."
"And does . . . she . . . come back?" Grey asked, with the same emphasis.
"Aye, she does. She leaves past dark, and comes back just before dawn. I heard the chairmen in the alley, a week past, and bein' as I happened for once to be alone"--she made a brief moue--"I got up and had a keek down from my window to see who it was. I couldna see any more than the top of her cap and a flash of green skirt--but whoever it was, her step was quick and long, like a man's."
She stopped then, looking expectant. Grey rubbed a hand through his tousled hair. The ribbon had come off as he slept, and was nowhere in sight.
"But you think that you can discover where this . . . person . . . goes to?"
She nodded, certain of herself.
"Oh, aye. I may not have seen the lady's face, but I saw one of the chairmen, plain. Happen he's a big auld lad called Rab, from up near Fife. He hasna often got the price of a whore, but when he does, he asks for me. Homesick, see?"
"Yes, I do see." Grey wiped the hair out of his face, then reached into his pocketbook once more. She spread her legs just in time, catching the handful of silver neatly in the basket of her skirt.
"See that Rab has the price of you soon," Grey suggested. "Aye?"
A rap came on the door, which sprang open to reveal Harry Quarry, bewhiskered and bleary-eyed, coat hung over one shoulder. His shirt was unbuttoned at the neck and only half-tucked into his breeches, the neckcloth discarded. While Quarry did have his wig on, it sat crookedly astride one ear.
"Not interrupting, am I?" he said, stifling a belch.
Grey hastily took up his own coat and stuffed his feet into his shoes.
"No, not at all. Just coming."
Quarry scratched his ribs, rucking up his shirt in unconscious fashion to show a segment of hairy paunch. He blinked vaguely in Nessie's direction.
"Had a good night, then, Grey? Not much to that one, is there?"
Lord John pressed two fingers between his throbbing brows and essayed what he hoped was an expression of satiated lewdness.
"Ah, well, you know the saying--'the nearer the bone, the sweeter the meat.' "
"Really?" Despite his dishevelment, Quarry perked up a little, peering over Lord John's shoulder into the chamber. "Perhaps I'll give her a try next time, then. What's your name, chuck?"
Half-turning, Lord John saw Nessie's eyes widen at the sight of Quarry, bloodshot and leering. Her mouth twisted in revulsion; she really had no tact, for a whore. He laid a hand on Quarry's arm to distract him.
"Don't think you'd like her, old fellow," he said. "She's Scotch."
Quarry's momentary interest disappeared like a snuffed-out candle.
"Oh, Scotch," he said, belching slightly. "Christ, no. The sound of that barbarous tongue would wilt me on the spot. No, no. Giv
Following this rather undignified departure, they found themselves in a coach, rattling up Meacham Street in a manner highly unsuited to the state of Grey's head.
"Find out anything useful?" Quarry asked, closing one eye to assist in concentration as he redid the buttons of his fly, which had been somehow fastened askew.
"Yes," Grey said, averting his eyes. "But God knows what it means."
He explained his inconclusive findings briefly, causing Quarry to blink owlishly at him.
"I don't know what it means, either," Quarry said, scratching his balding head. "But you might drop a word to that constable friend of yours--ask if any of his men have heard of a woman in green velvet. If she--or he--is up to something . . ."
The coach turned, sending a piercing ray of light through Grey's eyes and straight into the center of his brain. He emitted a low moan. What had Constable Magruder suggested? Housebreaking, horse-stealing, robbery from the person . . .
"Right," he said, closing his eyes and breathing deeply, envisioning the Honorable Joseph Trevelyan under arrest for fire-setting or public riot. "I'll do that."
Chapter 8
Enter the Chairman
Grey came down late to breakfast on Monday. The Countess had long since finished her meal and departed; his cousin Olivia was at table, though, informally clad in a muslin wrapper with her hair in a plait down her back, opening letters and nibbling toast.
"Late night?" he said, nodding to her as he slid into his chair.
"Yes." She yawned, covering her mouth daintily with a small fist. "A party at Lady Quinton's. What about you?"
"Nothing so entertaining, I'm afraid." After a long and blissfully restorative sleep, he had spent the Sunday evening at Bernard Sydell's house, listening to interminable complaints about the lack of discipline in the modern army, the moral shortcomings of the younger officers, the miserliness of politicians who expected wars to be fought without adequate materials, the shortsightedness of the current government, lamentations for the departure of Pitt as Prime Minister--who had been just as roundly excoriated when in office--and further remarks in a similar vein.
At one point during these declamations, Malcolm Stubbs had leaned aside and murmured to Grey, "Why don't someone just fetch a pistol and put him out of his misery?"
"Toss you a shilling for the honor," Grey had murmured back, causing Stubbs to choke on the vile sherry Sydell thought appropriate to such gatherings.
Harry Quarry hadn't been there. Grey hoped that Harry was busy with his "something in train," rather than merely avoiding the sherry--for if something definite was not discovered soon regarding O'Connell's death, it was likely to come to the attention not only of Sydell, but of people with the capacity to cause a great deal more trouble.
"What do you think of these two, John?" Olivia's voice interrupted his thoughts, and he withdrew his attention from the coddled egg before him to look across the table. She was frowning thoughtfully at two narrow lengths of lace, one draped across the silver coffeepot, another suspended from one hand.
"Mm." Grey swallowed egg and tried to focus his attention. "For what?"
"Edging for handkerchiefs."
"That one." He pointed with his spoon at the sample on the coffeepot. "The other is too masculine." In fact, the first one reminded him vividly--though not unpleasantly--of the lace trim on the gown worn by Magda, madam of the Meacham Street brothel.
Olivia's face broke into a beaming smile.
"Exactly what I thought! Excellent; I want to have a dozen handkerchiefs made for Joseph--I'll have an extra half-dozen made up for you as well, shall I?"
"Spending Joseph's money already, are you?" he teased. "The poor man will be bankrupt before you've been married a month."
"Not a bit of it," she said loftily. "This is my own money, from Papa. A gift from the bride to the bridegroom. D'you think he'll like it?"
"I'm sure he'll be charmed at the thought." And lace-trimmed handkerchiefs would go so well with emerald velvet, he thought, stricken by a sudden qualm. All around him, preparations for the wedding were proceeding like the drawing up of battle lines, with regiments of cooks, battalions of sempstresses, and dozens of people with no discernible function but a great deal of self-important busy-ness swarming through the house each day. Five weeks until the wedding.
"You have a bit of egg on your ruffle, Johnny."
"Have I?" He peered downward, flicking at the offending particle. "There, is it gone?"
"Yes. Aunt Bennie says you have a new valet," she said, still looking him over with an air of appraisal. "That odd little person. Is he not a trifle young and--unpolished--for such a position?"
"Mr. Byrd may lack something in terms of years and experience," Grey admitted, "but he does know how to administer a proper shave."
His cousin peered closely at him--like his mother, she was a trifle short of sight--then leaned across the table to stroke his cheek, a liberty he suffered with good grace.
"Oh, that is nice," she said with approval. "Like satin. Is he good with your wardrobe?"
"Splendid," he assured her, with a mental picture of Tom Byrd frowning over his mending of the torn coat seam. "Most assiduous."
"Oh, good. You must tell him, then, to make sure your gray velvet is in good repair. I should like you to wear it for the wedding supper, and last time you had it on, I noticed that the hem had come unstitched in back."
"I shall call it to his attention," he assured her gravely. "Is this concern lest my appearance disgrace your nuptials, or are you practicing care of domestic detail in preparation for assuming command of your own household?"
She laughed, but flushed, very prettily.
"I am sorry, Johnny. How overbearing of me! I confess, I do worry. Joseph tells me I need not trouble over anything, his butler is a marvel--but I do not wish to be the sort of wife who is nothing more than an ornament."
She looked quite anxious as she said this, and he felt a deep qualm of misgiving. Caught up in his own responsibilities, he had scarcely taken time to think how his investigation of Joseph Trevelyan might affect his cousin personally, should the man indeed prove to be poxed.
"You are never less than ornamental," he said, a little gruffly, "but I am sure that any man of worth must discern the true nature of your character, and value it much more highly than your outward appearance."
"Oh." She flushed more deeply, and lowered her lashes. "Why--thank you. What a kind thing to say!"
"Not at all. Will I fetch you a kipper?"
They ate in a pleasant silence for a few moments, and Grey's thoughts had begun to drift toward a contemplation of the day's activities, when Olivia's voice pulled him back to the present moment.
"Have you never thought of marriage for yourself, John?"
He plucked a bun from the basket on the table, taking care not to roll his eyes. The newly betrothed and married of either sex invariably believed it their sacred duty to urge others to share their happy state.
"No," he said equably, breaking the bread. "I see no pressing need to acquire a wife. I have no estate or household that requires a mistress, and Hal is making an adequate job of continuing the family name." Hal's wife, Minnie, had just presented her husband with a third son--the family ran to boys.
Olivia laughed.
"Well, that is true," she agreed. "And I suppose you enjoy playing the gay bachelor, with all the ladies swooning after you. They do, you know."
"Oh, la." He made a dismissive gesture with the butter knife, and resumed his attention to the bun. Olivia seemed to take the hint, and r
The chief business of the day must be the O'Connell affair, of course. His inquiries into Trevelyan's private life had yielded more mystery than answer so far, but his investigation of the Sergeant's murder had produced still less in the way of results.
Inquiries into the Stokes family had revealed them to be a polyglot crew descended from a Greek sailor who had jumped ship in London some forty years earlier, whereupon he had promptly met and married a girl from Cheapside, taken her name--very sensibly, as his own was Aristopolous Xenokratides--and settled down to produce a numerous family, most of whom had promptly returned to the sea like spawning efts. Iphigenia, stranded on shore by the accident of her gender, ostensibly earned her living by the needle, with occasional financial augmentations offered by assorted gentlemen with whom she had lived, Sergeant O'Connell being the most recent of these.
Grey had set Malcolm Stubbs to explore the family's further connexions, but he had little hope of this producing anything helpful.
As for Finbar Scanlon and his wife--
"Have you ever been in love, John?"
He looked up, startled, to see Olivia looking earnestly at him over the teapot. Evidently she had not abandoned her inquiries, after all, but had merely been occupied with the consumption of breakfast.
"Well . . . yes," he said slowly, unsure whether this was mere familial curiosity or something more.
"But you did not marry. Why was that?"
Why was that, indeed. He took a deep breath.
"It wasn't possible," he said simply. "My lover died."
Her face clouded, full lip trembling with sympathy.
"Oh," she murmured, looking down at her empty plate. "That's awfully sad, Johnny. I'm so sorry."
He shrugged with a slight smile, acknowledging her sympathy but not encouraging further questions.
"Any interesting letters?" he asked, raising his chin toward the small sheaf of papers by her plate.
"Oh! Yes, I almost forgot--here are yours." Burrowing through the stack, she unearthed two missives addressed to him and handed them across.
The first note, from Magruder, was brief but riveting. Sergeant O'Connell's uniform--or at least the coat to it--had been found. The pawnbroker in whose shop it was discovered said that it had been brought in by an Irish soldier, himself wearing a uniform.