River-of-Heaven Open-Topped Ferry-Ride by Nepomuk Onderdonk

The power that comes of this ritual if done properly could be great, an altar, and a plan of non-action and cultivation, the goal to bring salvation by lifting man out of monotheism, capitalism, and that need to be mating all the time - mankind is concupiscent for a greater portion of its life than anything but an orangutan - I used to call it "absurd edism" as in it's absurd for Adam to have accepted that apple from eve just cause she offered it. This is "take two", and you can keep your apple, I don't take apples from demons, maybe you should get out of the garden yourself, I'm sure I have other ribs for parthenogenerating mates. Guess you could call it gametism, as in gametes - the need to separate the species into male and female in order to mix up the genes and procreate zygospores; I've been looking into it and there are other ways of reproducing - other ideas on how to rearrange a genome in clever, efficient, and effective ways without requiring sexual reproduction, and the absurdities of that kind of an existence. Parthenogenesis was taught by Mary the mother of Jesus, and is used commonly by most plants as well as nematodes, lizards, wasps, bees, and some birds- common technology among the eukaryotic arts. Pretty little lizard in the sun, take as much as you need, it's enough for everyone!

  While I glow with delusion and whiskey,

  gettin my viands by the fossil-load,

  the side effects of which are knowledge and joy,

  I just watch the gametalists and their gametality;

  it's like the whole Wan Wu Honeycomb

  is one big gametangium;

  I'm an immanentologist

  gathering the moon beams

  while an armamentarium

  of love and laughter

  keeps the others separated from heaven;

  - it's the armamentarium of gametality,

  a gametality of eons,

  versus a pure deathlessness -ataraxy and athanasy;

  humans laws are three fold -

  secular, temporal, and gametal,

  and the man-and-wife-adam-and-eve team

  broke gametal law.

  Eve is as bad as Lillith.

  And Adam's bein' stupid -

  time to reconsecrate the apple,

  disarm the armamentarium of gametality,

  with the waking call of thunderlight.

  But the gametology circus around here is ridiculous,

  lions defying lightning to gallop in the gametist mist;

  so yeah, I propose to free humanity of its three-fold bondage,

  of capitalism, monotheism, and gametality -

  throw off the saddle of our division and the frost of disrepair!

  And on black friday and black saturday and black sunday

  and cyber monday and the black weeks that follow, in america,

  I followed the christmas shoppers to the mall but I stayed outside,

  on the black tarmac, in the sun,

  and I speculated on the people in that black box with a target on the outside of it,

  and I thought, now there goes a treacly mass of capitalism, monotheism,

  gametality, and downright attachment, all gooed up in to a sticky mass

  that'll take half a year to scrape off of these souls in the ablating solar wind.

  So, today we sit here with quiet science,

  but tomorrow we ring the bell of delusion.