The Dissolution of Dominic Boot by Tom Stoppard
The Dissolution of Dominic Boot
A Play for Radio
Characters
DOMINIC
VIVIAN
TAXI DRIVER
SHEPTON
MOTHER
FATHER
GIRL CLERK
MAN CLERK
MISS BLIGH
CARTWRIGHT
Fade in street?traffic.
VIVIAN: Well, thanks for the lunch?oh golly, it?s raining.
DOMINIC: Better run for it.
VIVIAN: Don?t be silly . . .
(Up) Hey, taxi!
DOMINIC: I say, Viv . . .
VIVIAN: Come on, you can drop me off.
(To driver) Just round the corner, Derby Street Library.
(They get in?taxi drives)
DOMINIC: Look, Vivian, I haven?t got . . .
VIVIAN: Dash it?that?s taken about ten shillings out of my two-guinea hairdo?honestly, I?m furious. Don?t you ever have an umbrella?
DOMINIC: Not when it?s raining.
VIVIAN: Didn?t I give you one for your birthday?
DOMINIC: No, it was your birthday.
VIVIAN: Why did I give it to you on my birthday?
DOMINIC: No, it was I who gave it to you on my birthday. Your birthday. Vivian, please stop talking about umbrellas. The thing is . . .
VIVIAN: If we?re going out tonight, I?ll have to have some repairs on my hair, it?s beginning to straggle. Another pound down the drain.
DOMINIC: I?m afraid I can?t tonight, Vivian, I promised to see my mother.
VIVIAN: What about?
DOMINIC: Um, about my father.
VIVIAN: What about him?
DOMINIC: Nothing. Just keeping her in touch.
VIVIAN: You never see your father.
DOMINIC: Well, we just sort of?talk about him.
VIVIAN: I thought you may be seeing her about us getting married.
DOMINIC: Oh, no.
VIVIAN: What do you mean by that?
DOMINIC: I mean, yes.
VIVIAN: Will we have enough by Christmas, or Spring at the latest? After all, you?ve been saving now for months.
DOMINIC: Incidentally, Vivian . . .
VIVIAN: Oh, no! It?s half-past two?Dominic, we?ll have to start eating some-where with quicker service. Anyway, I?m fed up with Italian. I don?t know why we always go to Marcello?s, do you?
DOMINIC: No. Only . . .
VIVIAN: (Up) Just there, next lamppost on the right.
(Down) By the way, you?re on the black list?you?ve had those six books overdue for weeks?what do you do with them?
(Up) Thank you.
(Down) Well, I?ll see you tonight.
(Opens door)
DOMINIC: I told you . . .
VIVIAN: Oh yes?tomorrow then, I?ll see you in Marcello?s. Goodbye darling. Oh no, not Marcello?s. Oh, I don?t know?phone me, will you?
DOMINIC: (Slightly desperate) Vivian?
(She?s gone)
(Thinks:) One and ninepence. Extras sixpence.
(Coin counting:)
Sixpence, shilling, one and a penny, one and two, three, threepence halfpenny . . . threepence halfpenny . . .
DRIVER: Waiting till the rain stops?
DOMINIC: No, um, the Metropolitan Bank, Blackfriars, please.
Cut. Bank.
DOMINIC: In ones, please.
GIRL CLERK: Oh, Mr Boot, would you mind stepping down to the end of the counter there . . .
DOMINIC: What for? Oh ah, righto. (Humming)
(Walking.)
Hello, Mr Honeydew.
SHEPTON: I?m Mr Shepton.
DOMINIC: Oh really. I thought you were the manager.
SHEPTON: The manager is Mr Bartlett.
DOMINIC: Oh yes, I?m always getting it wrong.
SHEPTON: Well . . . yes, well, Mr Bartlett has asked me . . .
DOMINIC: Over the top, am I?
SHEPTON: You?re forty-three pounds beyond your limit, Mr Boot. I?m afraid that we have had to pass back two cheques received today from ah Marsello?s er Markello?s . . .
DOMINIC: Marchello?s, Mr Sheppard.
SHEPTON: Shepton.
Cut. Taxi moving.
DOMINIC: (Thinks:) Three and three . . . three and six . . .
DRIVER: The Irish Widows? International Bank?is that on the left here?
DOMINIC: No, other side. Thanks.
(Thinks:) Three and six, plus six, four bob . . .
Cut. Bank.
DOMINIC: In ones, please . . .
CLERK: Oh, good afternoon, Mr Boot. Would you have a word with Mr Honeydew?
Cut. DOMINIC slamming taxi door.
DOMINIC: Co-operative Wool and Synthetic Trust Bank in High Street, Ken, please.
DRIVER: You a bank robber, are you?
DOMINIC: In a modest way. Please hurry, I?ve got to cash a cheque before they close.
(Taxi starts moving.)
Cut to traffic.
DRIVER: I did my best.
DOMINIC: Dammit.
DRIVER: Six and nine.
DOMINIC: Ah, would you mind taking a cheque?
Cut. A door is flung open.
MISS BLIGH: (Very remote, quite detached) Good afternoon, Mr Boot. Mr Cartwright has been asking . . .
DOMINIC: In a minute?can you lend me ten bob?I?ve got a taxi . . .
MISS BLIGH: Oh Mr Boot, what a pity you didn?t come earlier. I?ve just spent it all on stamps?five pounds? worth, Mr Boot.
DOMINIC: Hang on.
(Out door?cross pavement)
I say, do you take stamps?
DRIVER: Yes, if you like. Green Stamps, are they?
DOMINIC: All colours. I mean they?re stamps. I don?t know what colour they are. Stamps!
DRIVER: Do you mean like for letters?
DOMINIC: That?s right, and parcels. Stamps.
DRIVER: Do me a favour.
(Back across pavement through door.)
DOMINIC: No good . . .
MISS BLIGH: Oh, what isn?t, Mr Boot? Oh, you?re terribly wet, is it raining?
(DOMINIC through another door.)
DOMINIC: I?m sorry to trouble you, Mr Cartwright . . .
CARTWRIGHT: I?ve been waiting forty-five minutes to trouble you, Mr Boot. Now look here, I?m going out for the rest of the afternoon, but I want to pick up the Lexington figures to take home, so please have them ready by six. Well, look to it.
DOMINIC: Mr Cartwright?could you lend me ten shillings . . .
Cut to taxi moving.
DRIVER: Nice area. What number are you?
DOMINIC: Forty-eight. On the left.
DRIVER: You use taxis a lot, don?t you?
DOMINIC: Yes, hardly ever. I mean no, I do . . .
(Thinks:) Fourteen shillings . . . and six . . .
(Taxi pulls up)
Thanks, I?ll be out in a minute.
DOMINIC: (Panting, muttering) Fourteen and six, fourteen and six . . . property of the North Thames Gas Board . . . oh well . . . where?s that poker . . . wardrobe, wardrobe?ah!?North Thames, here goes, uh . . .
(Breaks open gas meter?coins.)
One, two, four, five, six, seven, ten, ten and six, ten and six . . . oh no, damn . . . oh God . . .
Cut. In taxi?moving.
DOMINIC: First left, second right. Oh, would you like ten bob to be going on with, here.
(Coins)
DRIVER: You been robbing the gas meter?
DOMINIC: No, no, I
(Thinks:) Twenty-one and six?plus sixpence, minus ten bob I gave him, minus one and threepence halfpenny, that makes?twenty-two bob, plus sixpence, minus ten bob I gave him.
DRIVER: (Pulling up) Here we are, 73, Mansion Lane.
MOTHER: (On pavement) Taxi!
DOMINIC: Hello, Mother. I was just coming to see you.
MOTHER: Dominic! You always pick the wrong time. Never mind, we can talk in the taxi.
(To driver) Bond Street.
DOMINIC: Going shopping?
MOTHER: Hair-do. They always ruin it, but I don?t trust anyone else. I?m thinking of going blue. And piled on top. Well, what?s with Vivian?
DOMINIC: A bit straggly?the rain, you know.
MOTHER: What are you talking about? Why are you so wet? Don?t you use Vivian?s umbrella?
DOMINIC: No, why should I? She doesn?t even use the one I gave her.
MOTHER: I mean the one she told me she gave you, for Christmas.
DOMINIC: (Is everyone mad?) She?never?gave?me?an?umbrella!
MOTHER: I like that girl. Have you seen anything of your father?
DOMINIC: No.
MOTHER: I?m told he?s thinking of getting married again.
DOMINIC: Who?d have him?
MOTHER: God knows. I think you ought to go and see him. I think it?s quite wrong not to keep in touch with one?s father.
DOMINIC: Righto.
(Thinks:) Twenty-four, minus ten, plus . . .
MOTHER: And if you find out anything about her, give me a ring at once. Why aren?t you at the office?
DOMINIC: Well, things are a bit slack, and I?m my own boss now really, so I thought I?d take an hour off and have tea with you.
MOTHER: Well, it seems to be the first job you?re any good at. I hope you?re being sensible about it. I bet you?re not saving.
DOMINIC: Oh, I am.
MOTHER: I was getting quite tired of you always coming to see me for money. Good God?twenty-five shillings?Dominic . . .
DOMINIC: (Trapped) It?s all right?it?s all on the office?I?ve been making some calls for them, you see, old Cartwright . . .
(Thinks) Oh God . . .
Cut?DRIVER driving.
DRIVER: You know who used to cut my mum?s hair? My dad.
DOMINIC: He was a hairdresser, was he?
DRIVER: No, he was a grocer. Corner shop off the Angel.
DOMINIC: (Thinks:) Thirty-one minus ten plus . . .
DRIVER: And guess who cut his hair. My mum.
DOMINIC: (Thinks:) Thirty-nine, and sixpence for Vivian and sixpence for Mother, minus ten, plus, no minus . . . .
(Up) Can you lend me four pennies?
Cut?DOMINIC dialling?phone.
DOMINIC: (On phone) Hello, Charlie. Dom. Dominic. Is that Charles Monkton? Well, it?s Dom. Dominic Boot. Yes? listen, Charles I?m in a bit of a fix?you know that two pounds I lent you? Yes, now. I?ll come over. Where?s your place? What? I?m not coming by train?I?m in a taxi. No, that?s why I?m broke, Charlie?what? All right. Past East Croydon station, first left, 18B. Right.
(Down phone.)
Cut.
DRIVER: You ever been to Croydon?
DOMINIC: No. Why?
DRIVER: It?s over the six-mile limit.
DOMINIC: Limit?
DRIVER: Yes. You see, if you stop me, then I?ve got to take you wherever you want, that?s the law. But if it?s over six miles the meter doesn?t count so I?m allowed to fix a price. That?s the system.
DOMINIC: That?s ridiculous.
DRIVER: Well, I lose on tips, you see. I can take you there, well in that time I can have four other fares and a tip on each. So I?m allowed to strike a bargain with you. Two pounds.
DOMINIC: A pound.
DRIVER: Right, you can pay me off now.
DOMINIC: Twenty-five bob.
DRIVER: Doesn?t pay.
DOMINIC: Thirty with tip.
DRIVER: Thirty-two and six.
DOMINIC: Done!
Cut. In taxi?stationary.
DOMINIC: (Thinks:) Seventy-one in all. Minus ten I gave him. Sixty-one. Three pounds one. One and threepence halfpenny in change. About three pounds, then. Minus two of Charlie?s. One pound. Minus, minus nothing. One pound, one pound. Who? Please God, who? Plus fourpence he lent me. One pound and fourpence. Who?
DRIVER: Well have you made up your mind? Can?t sit in Croydon for ever. There?s a fellow there who?s looking like mad for a taxi. Looks like a town fare. If you don?t want to go, say so quick.
(Door opens?DOMINIC in street.)
DOMINIC: Excuse me, you seem to be rather desperate for a taxi.
MAN: I am?I?ve got an important meeting . . . why?
DOMINIC: I think I can help you. Please take my taxi.
MAN: How very kind of you. Are you sure?
DOMINIC: Certainly. I?m in the business.
MAN: Business?
DOMINIC: I?m a taxi agent. That?ll be twenty-five shillings.
MAN: I?ll call a policeman.
DOMINIC: Very well, one pound and fourpence, and you pay the tip.
Cut?DRIVER driving.
DRIVER: What did that copper want?
DOMINIC: Little misunderstanding.
(Thinks:) A hundred and eight, minus ten, minus two pounds . . .
(Up) You must make a fortune.
DRIVER: Shilling a mile I have to give the company for this cab. And there?s my fuel. I?d never keep body and soul together without the shop.
DOMINIC: Grocer?s?
DRIVER: Clothes, furniture, stuff, second-hand. I?ve got a staff. My brother. He cuts my hair. Well, my mum and dad have passed on.
Cut.
DOMINIC: Father! Oh dear Father who art in Windsor . . .
FATHER: Good Lord, what brings you here?
DOMINIC: Well, I was missing you, Father.
FATHER: Don?t be absurd. Still, good to see you. How?s your mother?
DOMINIC: Very well, Father. Sends you her love.
FATHER: Nonsense. For goodness? sake sit down. Whisky?
DOMINIC: Fine. Oh, Father, by the way?I?ve got a cab outside . . .
FATHER: Can?t you even walk ten minutes from the station? You people.
(Up) Bates! Give this half crown to the taxi driver and bring us some whisky. Well now, Dominic, how?s the job?
Cut.
DRIVER: Who was that?
DOMINIC: My father.
DRIVER: He seemed angry about something.
DOMINIC: He?d just had some bad news. Derby Street Library, please.
Cut.
DOMINIC: (A desperate man) Vivian!
VIVIAN: Ssssh. . . (Whispering) For goodness? sake, what?s the matter?
DOMINIC: (A desperate man whispering) Oh sorry. I say Vivian . . .
VIVIAN: Have you brought the books at last?
DOMINIC: Books? Oh?look, Vivian, please help me, you get paid today don?t you? I?ve got to pay off that taxi, you see
VIVIAN: Oh, Dominic?I?m very cross with you?we?re saving to get married and you keep taking taxis everywhere. It?s not fair, Dominic. Now you come running to me. Honestly.
DOMINIC: (The desperate man, cracked and yelling) OH, YOU STUPID COW, SHUT UP AND GIVE ME TEN POUNDS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Cut. Interior.
DRIVER: Well, frankly, you couldn?t have paid much for it, could you?
DOMINIC: It?s a very fine engagement ring. Ten guineas.
DRIVER: See that? Scratched. Four pound ten.
DOMINIC: It?s a diamond. Six pounds.
DRIVER: Five and I?m taking a chance.
DOMINIC: Done. What about the rest of the stuff?
DRIVER: Well it?s a bit of a mess isn?t it? I don?t know how you can live like this, I don?t really. I mean, it?s really junk, isn?t it? I?ll give you ten bob for the desk, and another ten for the mirror. The bed?s had it really?I mean six books isn?t the same as a castor, i
DOMINIC: What about the clothes? There?s some good stuff there.
DRIVER: Can?t move it, you see. I?ll give you ten bob to take it away, and that makes us square, doesn?t it?
(Doorbell.)
Oh, that?ll be my brother with the van.
DOMINIC: Mr Melon.
DRIVER: Lemon.
DOMINIC: Mr Lemon, I?ve got to get back to the office before six. You couldn?t throw that in, could you?
DRIVER: Can?t do it, Dom. Company checks the mileage, you see. That?s a seven and a tanner drive, that is. Tell you what, I?ll cut my throat and do it for the suit.
DOMINIC: What suit?
DRIVER: That one you got on.
DOMINIC: But that only leaves me with a pair of pyjamas and a raincoat. I can?t go to the office like that. Can I??Can I?
Cut. Door flung open.
DOMINIC: Is he back yet?
MISS BLIGH: Hello, Mr Boot. Is it still raining? Oh, you are wet. I do like your pyjamas Mr Boot. What?s the matter Mr Boot, you seem awfully upset. Mr Cartwright seems upset too.
(Door opens.)
CARTWRIGHT: Well, Mr Boot?Good God, man, what are you wearing? Have you gone mad?
DOMINIC: I don?t think so, Mr Cartwright.
CARTWRIGHT: Get out of here. I?m giving you a week?s notice. And stop crying.
DOMINIC: Yes, Mr Cartwright.
(Door slams.)
MISS BLIGH: (Always tender, soft, remote) Come on, Mr Boot. I think you ought to go home. Come on . . . I?m going your way, Mr Boot.
DOMINIC: (Weeping) Oh . . . oh . . .
(They go through door into street.)
MISS BLIGH: It?s raining again. Haven?t you got an umbrella, Mr Boot? Don?t cry, Mr Boot. Your pyiamas are getting awfully wet . . . I should do up your front, Mr Boot, you?ll catch cold . . . Pull your socks up, Mr Boot.
(Up) Taxi! . . . come on, Mr Boot. Come on, you can drop me off . . .
Tom Stoppard, The Dissolution of Dominic Boot
(Series: # )
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