The First Man in Rome by Colleen McCullough
“What happened?” he asked, rolling his second-best tunic around a pair of leather knee breeches.
“He was killed in Macedonia, and I came home.” Pity stirred her heart, but not for her dead lover. Pity for Lucius Cornelius, trapped, a beautiful lion destined for some sordid arena. Why did one love at all? It hurt so much. So she smiled, not a pretty smile. “He left everything he had to me in his will, and I became quite rich. There was plenty of booty in those days.”
“My heart bleeds,” he said, wrapping his razors inside their linen sheath and sliding it down the side of a saddlebag.
Her face twisted. “This is a nasty house,” she said. “Oh, I do hate it! All of us bitter and unhappy. How many truly pleasant things do we say to each other? Precious few. Insults and indignities, spite and malice. Why am I here?”
“Because, my dear, you’re getting a bit frayed around the edges,” he said, reinforcing her observation. “You’re not the girl you used to be when you trudged all over Spain and Asia.”
“And you hate us all,” she said. “Is that where the atmosphere originates? In you? I swear it’s getting worse.”
“I agree, it is. That’s why I’m going away for a while.” He strapped the two bags, hefted them easily. “I want to be free. I want to spend big in some country town where no one knows my wretched face, eat and drink until I spew, get at least half a dozen girls pregnant, pick fifty fights with men who think they can take me with one arm tied behind their backs, find every pretty-boy between here and wherever I end up and give them sore arses.” He smiled evilly. “And then, my dear, I promise I’ll come tamely home to you and Sticky Stichy and Auntie Clittie, and we’ll all live happily ever after.”
What he didn’t tell her was that he was taking Metrobius with him; and he wouldn’t tell old Scylax, either.
Nor did he tell anyone, even Metrobius, just what he was up to. For it wasn’t a holiday. It was an investigative mission. Sulla was going to make inquiries into subjects like pharmacology, chemistry, and botany.
*
He didn’t return to Rome until the end of April. Dropping Metrobius off at Scylax’s elegant ground-floor apartment on the Caelian Hill outside the Servian Walls, he then drove down into the Vallis Camenarum to surrender the gig and mules he had hired from a stable there. Having paid the bill, he slung his saddlebags over his left shoulder and set out to walk into Rome. No servant had traveled with him; he and Metrobius had made do with the staff of the various inns and posting houses they had stayed in up and down the peninsula.
As he trudged up the Via Appia to where the Capena Gate interrupted the twenty-foot-high masonry of Rome’s ramparts, the city looked very good to him. Legend had it that Rome’s Servian Walls had been erected by King Servius Tullus before the Republic was established, but like most noblemen, Sulla knew these fortifications, at least, had not existed until three hundred years ago when the Gauls had sacked the city. The Gauls had poured down in teeming hordes from the western Alps, spreading across the huge valley of the Padus River in the far north, gradually working their way down peninsular Italy on both east and west. Many settled where they fetched up, especially in Umbria and Picenum, but those who came down the Via Cassia through Etruria headed purposely toward Rome—and having reached Rome, almost wrested the city permanently off her rightful owners. It was only after that the Servian Walls went up, while the Italian peoples of the Padus Valley, all Umbria, and northern Picenum mingled their blood with the Gauls, became despised half-castes. Never again had Rome suffered its walls to lapse into disrepair; the lesson had been a hard one, and the fear of barbarian invaders could still provoke horrified chills in every Roman.
Though there were a few expensive insula apartment towers on the Caelian Hill, the scene in the main was pastoral until Sulla reached the Capena Gate; the Vallis Camenarum outside it was given over to stockyards, slaughterhouses, smokehouses, and grazing fields for the animals sent to this greatest market in all Italy. Inside the Capena Gate lay the real city. Not the congested jumble of the Subura and the Esquiline, yet urban nonetheless. He strolled up along the Circus Maximus and took the Steps of Cacus onto the Germalus of the Palatine, after which it was only a short distance to the house of Clitumna.
Outside its door he took a deep breath, then sounded the knocker. And entered a world of shrieking women. That Nicopolis and Clitumna were delighted to see him was very plain. They wept and whinnied, draped themselves about his neck until he pushed them off, after which they kept circling close about him and would not leave him in peace.
“Where do I sleep these days?” he asked, refusing to hand his saddlebags to the servant itching to take them.
“With me,” said Nicopolis, glittering triumphantly at the suddenly downcast Clitumna.
The door to the study was tightly shut, Sulla noted as he followed Nicopolis out onto the colonnade, leaving his stepmother standing in the atrium wringing her hands.
“I take it Sticky Stichy’s well ensconced by now?” he asked Nicopolis as they reached her suite of rooms.
“Here,” she said, ignoring his question, so bursting was she to show him his new quarters.
What she had done was to yield up her very spacious sitting room to him, leaving herself with a bedroom and a much smaller chamber. Gratitude filled him; he looked at her a little sadly, liking her in that moment more than he ever had.
“All mine?” he asked.
“All yours,” she said, smiling.
He threw the saddlebags down on his bed. “Stichus?” he asked, impatient to know the worst.
Of course she wanted him to kiss her, make love to her, but she knew him well enough to understand that he was in no need of sexual solace simply because he had been away from her and Clitumna. The lovemaking would have to wait; sighing, Nicopolis reconciled herself to the role of informant.
“Stichus is very well entrenched indeed,” she said, and went over to the saddlebags to unpack for him.
He put her aside firmly, dropped the saddlebags down behind one of the clothes chests, and moved to his favorite chair, which stood behind a new desk. Nicopolis sat on his bed.
“I want all the news,” he said.
“Well, Stichy’s here, sleeping in the master’s cubicle and using the study, of course. It’s been better than expected in one way, really, because Stichy at close quarters every day is hard to take, even for Clitumna. A few more months, and I predict she’ll throw him out. It was clever of you to go away, you know.” Her hand smoothed the stack of pillows beside her absently. “I didn’t think so at the time, I admit, but you were right and I was wrong. Stichy entered the place like a triumphing general, and you weren’t here to dim his glory. Oh, things sailed around, I can tell you! Your books went into the rubbish bin—it’s all right, the servants rescued them—and whatever else you left in the way of clothing and personal stuff went into the rubbish bin after the books. Since the staff like you and loathe him, nothing of yours was lost—it’s all here in this room somewhere.”
His pale eyes traveled around the walls, across the lovely mosaic floor. “This is nice,” he said. And then, “Continue.”
“Clitumna was devastated. She hadn’t counted on Stichy’s throwing your things out. In fact, I don’t think she ever really wanted him to move in, but when he said he wanted to, she couldn’t find a way to refuse. Blood and the last of her line and all the rest of it. Clitumna’s not very bright, but she knew perfectly well his only reason for demanding to move in here was to get you moving in the direction of the street. Stichy’s not hard up. But when you weren’t even here to see your stuff being thrown out, it rather took the edge off Stichy’s pleasure. No quarrels, no opposition, no—presence. Just a passively surly staff, a very weepy Auntie Clittie, and me—well, I just look through him as if he isn’t there.”
The little servant girl Bithy came sidling through the door bearing a plate of assorted buns, pasties, pies, and cakes, put it down on the corner of the desk with a shy smile for Sull
Sulla moved so quickly Nicopolis didn’t see him intercept the girl; one moment he was leaning back comfortably in his chair, the next the girl was being moved gently away from the clothes chest. Smiling at her, Sulla pinched Bithy gently on the cheek and thrust her out the door. Nicopolis stared.
“My, you are worried about those bags!” she said. “What’s in them? You’re like a dog guarding a bone.”
“Pour me some wine,” he said, sitting down again, and selecting a meat pasty from the plate.
She did as he asked, but she was not about to let go of the subject. “Come, Lucius Cornelius, what’s in those bags that you don’t want anyone to see?” A cup of unwatered wine was put in front of him.
Down went both corners of his mouth; he threw out his hands in a gesture indicating growing exasperation. “What do you think? I’ve been away from both my girls for almost four months! I admit I didn’t think of you all the time, but I did think of you! Especially when I saw some little thing I thought might please one or the other of you.”
Her face softened, glowed; Sulla was not a gift giver. In fact, Nicopolis could never remember his presenting her or Clitumna with a single gift, even of the cheapest kind, and she was a wise enough student of human nature to know this was evidence of parsimony, not of poverty; the generous will give, even when they have nothing to give.
“Oh, Lucius Cornelius!” she exclaimed, beaming. “Truly? When may I see?”
“When I’m good and ready,” he said, turning his chair to glance through the big window behind him. “What’s the time?”
“I don’t know—about the eighth hour, I think. Dinner isn’t due yet, anyway,” she said.
He got up, went across to the clothes chest, and hooked the saddlebags out from behind it, slinging them over his shoulder. “I’ll be back in time for dinner,” he said.
Jaw dropped, she watched him go to the door. “Sulla! You are the most annoying creature in the entire world. I swear it! Just arrived home, and you’re off somewhere! Well, I doubt you need to visit Metrobius, since you took him with you!”
That arrested his progress. Grinning, he stared at her. “Oh, I see! Scylax came a-calling to complain, did he?”
“You might say. He arrived like a tragedian playing Antigone, and left like a comedian playing the eunuch. Clitumna certainly put a squeak in his voice!” She laughed at the memory.
“Serves him right, the old whore. Do you know he’d deliberately prevented the boy’s learning to read and write?”
But the saddlebags were gnawing again. “Don’t trust us enough to leave them behind while you go out?” she asked.
“I’m not a fool,” he said, and departed.
Female curiosity. He was a fool, to have overlooked it. So down to the Great Market he took himself and his saddlebags, and in the course of the next hour went on a concentrated shopping spree with the last of his thousand silver denarii, that remnant he had thought to save for the future. Women! Nosy, interfering sows! Why hadn’t he thought of it?
The saddlebags weighed down with scarves and bangles, frivolous Eastern slippers and gewgaws for the hair, he was let back into Clitumna’s house by a servant who informed him the ladies and Master Stichus were in the dining room, but had elected to wait a while before eating.
“Tell them I’ll be there shortly,” he said, and went to Nicopolis’s suite.
*
There didn’t seem to be anyone about, but to make sure, he closed the shutters on his window and then bolted his door. The hastily purchased presents he heaped on the desk, some new book rolls alongside them. The left-hand bag he ignored; the top layer of clothes in the right-hand bag he dumped out on the bed. Then from the depths of the right-hand bag he drew forth two pairs of rolled-up socks, and fiddled with them until they yielded two small bottles whose stoppers were heavily sealed with wax. Next emerged a plain wooden box, small enough to fit in his hand easily; as if unable to help himself, he lifted its lid, which fitted closely. The contents were uninspiring: just a few ounces of a sluggish off-white powder. Down went the lid; his fingers tamped it firmly into place. Then he looked around the room, frowning. Where?
A row of decrepit little wooden cupboards shaped like models of temples occupied the top of a long, narrow sideboard table: the relics of the House of Cornelius Sulla. All he had inherited from his father, all his father couldn’t sell for wine, more likely for lack of a buyer than lack of the will to sell. Five cupboards, each a cube two feet by two feet by two feet; each had painted wooden doors in its front between an outer stand of columns; each had a pediment decorated with carved temple figures at apex and ends; and on the simple entablature running below the pediment, each had a man’s name inscribed. One was the original ancestor common to all seven branches of the patrician House of Cornelius; one was Publius Cornelius Rufinus, consul and dictator over two hundred years earlier; one was his son, twice consul and once dictator during the Samnite wars, then expelled from the Senate for hoarding silver plate; one was the first Rufinus to be called Sulla, priest of Jupiter all his life; and the last was his praetor son, Publius Cornelius Sulla Rufinus, famous for his founding of the ludi Apollinares, the Games of Apollo.
It was the cupboard of the first Sulla which Sulla opened, very delicately, for the wood had been neglected for many years, and had grown frail. Once the paint had been bright, the tiny relief figures clearly outlined; now they were faded, chipped. One day he intended to find the money to restore his ancestral cupboards, and have a house with an imposing atrium in which he could display his cupboards proudly. However, for the moment it seemed appropriate to hide his two little bottles and his box of powder in the cupboard of Sulla the flamen Dialis, most sacred man in the Rome of his day, serving Jupiter Optimus Maximus.
The interior of the cupboard was filled with a life-size bewigged wax mask, exquisitely lifelike, so well had the tints been applied to it. Eyes glared out at Sulla, blue rather than his own palest grey; the skin of Rufinus was fair, but not so fair as Sulla’s; and the hair, thick and curling, was a carrot-red rather than a golden-red. Sufficient space lay around the mask to permit its removal, for it was fixed to a wooden head-shaped block from which it could be detached. The last time it had come out was at his father’s funeral, which Sulla had paid for in a painful series of encounters with a man he detested.
Lovingly Sulla closed the doors, then plucked at the steps of the podium, which looked smooth and seamless. But, like a real temple, the podium of this ancestral cupboard was hollow; Sulla found the right spot, and out of the front steps there slid a drawer. It was not intended as a hiding place, but as a safe receptacle in which to store the written record of the ancestor’s deeds, as well as a detailed description of his size, gait, posture, physical habits, and bodily distinguishing marks. For when a Cornelius Sulla died, an actor would be hired to don the mask and imitate the dead ancestor so accurately that he might be supposed to have come back to see this later scion of his noble house ushered out of the world he himself had once adorned.
The documents relating to Publius Cornelius Sulla Rufinus the priest were inside the drawer, but there was plenty of room for the bottles and the box; Sulla slipped them in, then pushed the drawer shut and made sure the closure was undetectable. His secret would be safe with Rufinus.
Feeling easier, Sulla opened up the window shutters and unbolted his door. And gathered up the heap of fripperies lying all over his desk, with a malicious grin at the scroll he also picked out from among the others stacked there.
Of course Lucius Gavius Stichus was occupying the host’s place on the left-hand end of the middle couch; this was one of the few dining rooms where the women reclined rather than sat on upright chairs, since neither Clitumna nor Nicopolis was ruled by old-fashioned shibboleths.
“Here you are, girls,” said Sulla, tossing his armful of gifts at the
But before he slid artfully between Clitumna and Nicopolis on the first couch, he slapped the rolled-up book he was holding down in front of Stichus.
“A little something for you, Stichus,” he said.
While Sulla settled himself between the two women, who responded with giggles and purrs, Stichus, startled at being the recipient of a gift, untied the tapes holding the book together, and unfurled it. Two scarlet spots flared in his sallow acne-pocked cheeks as his goggling eyes took in the beautifully drawn and painted male figures, penises erect as they performed all manner of athletic feats with each other upon the unsuspecting papyrus. With shaking fingers he rolled the thing up and tied it, then had of course to pluck up the courage to look at his benefactor. Sulla’s frightful eyes were gleaming at him over the top of Clitumna’s head, speaking silent volumes of contempt.
“Thank you, Lucius Cornelius,” Stichus squeaked.
“You’re very welcome, Lucius Gavius,” said Sulla from the bottom of his throat.
At which moment the gustatio—the first course—came in, hastily augmented, Sulla suspected, in honor of his return; for besides the normal fare of olives, lettuce salad, and hard-boiled eggs, it contained some little pheasant sausages and chunks of tunnyfish in oil. Enjoying himself hugely, Sulla tucked in, sliding wicked sidelong glances at Stichus, alone on his couch while his aunt applied as much of her side to Sulla’s side as she possibly could, and Nicopolis caressed Sulla’s groin shamelessly.
“Well, and what’s the news on the home front?” he asked as the first course was cleared away.
“Nothing much,” said Nicopolis, more interested in what was happening under her hand.