Making Up with Mr. Dog by Albert Bigelow Paine
THE HOLLOW TREE POETRY CLUB
HOW MR. DOG CAME TO A POETRY CLUB, AND WHAT HAPPENED
ONCE upon a time, when it was getting along toward fall in the HollowTree, when Jack Rabbit and Mr. Robin and the others had come to livewith the 'Coon and 'Possum and the Old Black Crow, there began to belong evenings, and the Hollow Tree people used to think of new ways topass the time. They tried games at first, and sleight-of-hand tricks.Then they tried doing things, and Mr. Turtle carried them all togethertwice around the big parlor room on his back. But even that wasn't sofunny after the first evening, and Mr. Crow, who did most of thethinking, had to scratch his head and think pretty hard what to do next.
All at once he happened to remember that Jack Rabbit, who was the bigman of the party, was also a first rate poet, and liked to read his ownpoetry better than anything. So, when he thought of that, he said:--
"I'll tell you. We'll have a poetry club."
And of course that made Mr. Rabbit wake up right away.
"What's that?" he said. "What kind of a thing is a poetry club?"
"Why," said Mr. Crow, "it's a place where the members each write a poemand read it at the next meeting. You're the only real, sure enough poet,of course, and will be president, and write the best poem, but the restof us can try, and you can tell us our mistakes. I've heard that Mr. Manhas clubs, and they're ever so much fun."
HAD TO SCRATCH HIS HEAD AND THINK PRETTY HARD]
Jack Rabbit thought so, too, and all the others liked the plan. So theyelected Mr. Rabbit president and then went to work on their poems.They couldn't have the first meeting very soon, for it took longer towrite poems in those days than it does now, so before they got halfready the news got out some way, and even Mr. Dog had heard of it.
Poor Mr. Dog! It made him really quite ill to think he wasn't on verygood terms with the Hollow Tree people, for he thought he could writepretty nice poetry, too, and he wanted to belong to that club worse thananything he could think of. He wanted to so bad that at last he told Mr.Robin that if they'd just let him come he'd promise anything they asked.
POOR MR. DOG]
They didn't want to let him, though, until Mr. Crow, who always feltkind of sorry for Mr. Dog, said he didn't see why Mr. Dog shouldn't comeand look in through the window shutters, and that they could nail a seatfor him on a limb just outside. They could pull him up to it with a ropeand he could sit there and listen and applaud the poems all throughwithout being able to do any damage to the poets, and he would be gladenough to be let down by the time they got done reciting.
So they sent him an invitation, and Mr. Dog was as happy as a king. Hewent right to work on his poem, and he worked all night and walked upand down the yard all day trying to think up rhymes for "joyful" and"meeting," and a lot of other nice words. Even when he was asleep hedreamed about it, and said over some of the lines out loud and jerkedhis paws about as if he were reciting it and making motions. You see,Mr. Dog hadn't always done just right by the Hollow Tree people, and hewas anxious to make a good impression and fix up things. He fixedhimself all up, too, when the night came for the meeting, and took hispoem under his arm and lit a cigar that he'd borrowed of Mr. Man for theoccasion, and away he went.
The Hollow Tree people were on the look-out for him and had the ropedown and ready. So Mr. Dog tied it around under his arms, and theypulled and pulled, and up he came. Then, when he got pretty close to thewindow, they closed the shutter and put the rope through and pulled himup still a little higher, so that he could reach the seat on the limb,which was fixed just right for him to sit there and lean on the windowsill while he listened and looked in.
Of course, Mr. Dog wished he was inside, like the others, but he knewwhy he wasn't, and he was glad enough to be there at all. He peekedthrough the slats at the big room and smiled and said some nice thingsabout how pretty the room looked, till they all got real sociable withhim. Then Jack Rabbit called the meeting to order and made a fewremarks.
He said the duties of his office had kept him from writing quite as longand as good a poem as he would have liked to write, but that he hopedthey might be willing to hear what he had done. Then they all shouted,"Yes, yes!" and "Hear, hear!" and Mr. Rabbit bowed first to the onesinside and then to Mr. Dog outside, and began:--
THE JOYS OF POETRY
BY J. RABBIT
Oh, sweet the joys of poetry In the merry days of spring, When the dew is on the meadow And the duck is on the wing! For 'tis then, from Dan to Dover, I'm a rover 'mid the clover, Seeking rhymes the country over With a ring, sing, swing-- With a ding, dong, ding, And a ting a ling a ling-- For I'm the rhyming rover of the spring.
Oh, sweet the joys of poetry In the pleasant summer time! For 'tis then I have no trouble To compose my gentle rhyme; In a nooklet by the brooklet I can think up quite a booklet, As with fishing line and hooklet I assist the fish to climb To the music of my chime, For with rollick and with rhyme I'm the poet of the pleasant summer time.
MR. RABBIT BOWED]
Oh, sweet the joys of poetry When any days have come, When the autumn zephyrs whisper Or the winter breezes hum! For 'tis then my thoughts unfurling, While the smoke goes upward curling, Come a whirling, swirling, twirling, With a rumty, tumty, tum, Come a twirling, swirling, whirling, Like a rattle of a drum. Come a whirling, come a swirling; For in spring or in the summer, In the autumn or the winter I'm the rumty, tumty, tummer That rejoices in the seasons as they come.
Well, when Mr. Rabbit got through everybody sat still for a minute, tillMr. Dog called out for somebody to come and unwind him so he could gethis breath again. Then they all commenced to laugh and shout and poundon the table. And Mr. Rabbit coughed and looked pleased and said it waseasy enough to do when you knew how.
Then Mr. 'Possum, who was next on the program, said he hoped they'd lethim off this time because he could only think of four lines, and thathe was a better hand at the dinner table than he was at poetry, anyway.But they wouldn't do it, so he got up and looked foolish and swallowedtwo or three times before he could get started.
WHAT I LOVE
BY A. PUFFINGTON 'POSSUM
I love the fragrant chicken pie That blooms in early spring; I love a chicken stew or fry, Or any old thing.
Mr. 'Possum's poem was short, but it went right to the spot, and the waythey applauded almost made Jack Rabbit jealous. He said that it was'most too true to be good poetry, but that it was good for a firsteffort, and that being short helped it. Then Mr. Robin spoke hispiece:--
MOTHER AND ME
BY C. ROBIN
When the bud breaks out on the maple bough Mother and me we build our nest-- A twig from the yard and a wisp from the mow And four blue eggs 'neath the mother breast. Up in the tree, mother and me, Happy and blithe and contented are we.
When the daisies fall and the roses die, An empty nest in the boughs to swing-- Four young robins that learn to fly And a sweet adieu till another spring. Then up in the tree, mother and me, Happy once more and contented we'll be.
The applause wasn't so loud after Mr. Robin's poem, but they all said itwas very pretty, and Mr. 'Possum even wiped his eyes with hishandkerchief, because it made him remember something sad. Mr. Rabbitsaid that it ought to be "Mother and I," but that it didn't make muchdifference, he supposed, about grammar, so long as it rhymed and soundednice. Then Mr. Crow got up.
LOOKED FOOLISH AND SWALLOWED TWO OR THREE TIMES]
JUST NOTHING
BY J. CROW
While others may sing of the pleasures of spring, Or winter or summer or fall, I'll sing not of these, because,
As black as a coal and as homely as sin-- What more can I tell you, I pray? For when you have nothing to sing of, why, then, Of course there is nothing to say. Nothing to say at all, oh, ho! Except good-by to the old black crow-- The rollicking old black crow!
They made a good deal of fuss over Mr. Crow's poem. They applauded, ofcourse, but they said it wasn't so at all, and that Mr. Crow was a gooddeal more than "just nothing." They said that it was he who had got upthis party, and that he was the best man to plan and cook anywhere. Mr.'Possum said he even liked Mr. Crow's April fool chicken pies, and thenthey all remembered and laughed, even to Mr. Crow himself. After that itwas Mr. Squirrel's turn. Mr. Squirrel coughed twice and straightened hisvest before he began, so they knew his poem wasn't to be funny.
THE FOOLISH LITTLE LAD
BY MR. GRAY SQUIRREL
Once on a time, the story goes, A silly squirrel lad One summer day did run away-- Which made his ma feel bad.
She hunted for him up and down And round and round she ran-- Alas, that foolish squirrel boy Was caught by Mr. Man.
For he had tried to climb a tree As Mr. Man came past. "I'll make you climb!" said Mr. Man, And walked home pretty fast.
When he got there a boy came out As Mr. Man went in. That silly squirrel soon was put Into a house of tin.
"Now you can climb!" said Mr. Man, But when he did he found That nice tin house, so bright and new, Turned round and round and round.
And there he climbs and climbs all day And never seems to stop, And I have heard my mother say He'll never reach the top.
When Mr. Squirrel sat down there wasn't a dry eye in the room, and evenMr. Dog outside was affected. He said he'd seen that poor littlesquirrel at Mr. Man's house turning and turning away in his tin wheel,and felt so sorry for him that two or three times he'd tried to get himout. He said, though, that Mr. Man had always caught him at it and thatthen they didn't get on well for a day or two. He was so tender hearted,though, he said, that he couldn't help pitying the little fellow,climbing and climbing all day long and never getting anywhere. Mr.'Possum shivered, and said it reminded him of bad dreams he'd hadsometimes, when he'd eaten too much supper, and dreamed of climbing therainbow. Then they all sat still and waited for Mr. Turtle, who camenext.
MY SNUG HOUSE
BY D'LAND TURTLE
Oh, what do I care for your houses of wood, Your houses of brick or of stone, When I have a house that is cozy and good-- A beautiful house of my own? And the doors will not sag and the roof will not crack Of the house that I carry about on my back.
It is never too large and 'tis never too small, It is with me wherever I roam. In spring or in summer, in winter or fall, I always can find my way home. For it isn't so hard to remember the track To the house that you carry about on your back.
Well, of course, everybody applauded that, and then it was Mr. 'Coon'stime. Mr. 'Coon said he was like Mr. 'Possum. He wasn't much on poetry,and only had four lines. He said they were some like Mr. 'Possum's too.
THE BEST THINGS
BY Z. 'COON
I like the spring, I like the fall, I like the cold and heat, And poems, too, but best of all I like good things to eat.
That brought the house down, and the Hollow Tree people thought theentertainment was over. They were going to have supper right away, butMr. Dog called out to wait a minute. He said he had a little poemhimself that he wanted to read. So out of politeness they all sat still,though they didn't expect very much. Then Mr. Dog unrolled his poem andleaned over close to the blinds and commenced to read.
MY FOREST FRIENDS
BY MR. DOG
Oh, dear to me my forest friends, Especially Mr. Rabbit-- I love his poetry very much, And every gentle habit.
And dear to me is Mr. 'Coon, And also Mr. 'Possum; I hope to win their friendship soon-- 'Twill be a precious blossom.
And Mr. Crow and Robin, too, With fancy sweet and fertile, And Mr. Squirrel, kind and true, And likewise Mr. Turtle.
LEANED OVER CLOSE TO THE BLINDS AND COMMENCED TO READ]
Oh, dear to me my forest friends, Especially Mr. Rabbit-- I love his poetry very much, And every gentle habit.
Before Mr. Dog was half through reading the Hollow Tree people hadgathered around the window to listen. By the time he got to the end ofthe third stanza he had to stop for them to cheer, and when he read thelast one, Jack Rabbit pounded on the shutter with his fist and shouted,"Hurrah for Mr. Dog! Hurrah for Mr. Dog!" just as loud as ever he could,while all the others crowded up and shouted and tried to pound, too.
Well, maybe the shutter wasn't very strong, or maybe they crowded andpounded too hard in their excitement over Mr. Dog's nice poem, for allat once there was a loud crack and the shutter flew open and out wentMr. Rabbit right smack into the arms of Mr. Dog!
OUT WENT MR. RABBIT RIGHT SMACK INTO THE ARMS OF MR. DOG]
I tell you that was pretty sudden and Mr. Rabbit was scared. So were allthe others, and they were going to grab the shutter and close it againand leave Mr. Rabbit out there. But Jack Rabbit thinks quick.
"Oh, Mr. Dog," he said, "that was the nicest poem I ever heard. Let meembrace you, Mr. Dog, and be your friend for ever after!"
Then he hugged Mr. Dog just as tight as he could, and Mr. Dog huggedhim, too, and shed tears, he was that happy. He had been wanting to makeup with the forest people for a long time, but he hadn't expected this.Then the others all saw how it was and they shouted, "Hurrah for Mr.Dog!" again and invited him in. And Mr. Dog went in and they had thebiggest supper and the biggest time that ever was known in the HollowTree.
And that's how Mr. Dog got to be friends with all the Hollow Tree peopleat last. And he stayed friends with them ever and ever so long--andlonger--just as long as he lived, for the Mr. Dog that isn't goodfriends with them now isn't the same Mr. Dog. And he isn't as smart,either, for he can't write poetry, and he's never even been able tofind the Hollow Tree where the 'Coon and 'Possum and the Old Black Crowlive together and every summer keep open house for their friends.