The World's Best Boyfriend by Durjoy Datta
DURJOY DATTA
World’s BEST Boyfriend
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I Love u Rachu
Dear Frnds pls share this book so my msg to my rachu get forwared as soon as possible
I Really Love u Rachu so so much
I Think she know my name
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WORLD’S BEST BOYFRIEND
Durjoy Datta was born in New Delhi, India, and completed a degree in engineering and business management before embarking on a writing career. His first book—Of Course I Love You!—was published when he was twenty-one years old and was an instant bestseller. His successive novels—Now That You’re Rich!; She Broke Up, I Didn’t!; Ohh Yes, I Am Single!; You Were My Crush; If It’s Not Forever; Till the Last Breath; Someone Like You; Hold My Hand; When Only Love Remains—have also found prominence on various bestseller lists, making him one of the highest-selling authors in India.
Durjoy also has to his credit two television shows, Sadda Haq (Channel V) and Veera (Star Plus), both of which have done exceedingly well on Indian television.
Durjoy lives in New Delhi, loves dogs and is an active CrossFitter. For more updates, you can follow him on Facebook (www.facebook.com/durjoydatta1) or Twitter (@durjoydatta).
I Love u Rachu
Dear Frnds pls share this book so my msg to my rachu get forwared as soon as possible
I Really Love u Rachu so so much
I Think she know my name
1
Twelve-year-old Dhruv sat crying in one corner of the playground, plucking at the grass, watching the other kids play at the far end. It had been a couple of months since he first started avoiding them. His friends often talked about how his dad and mom were separating and they would ask questions to which he had no answers.
‘Do they fight?’ ‘Don’t you try to stop them?’ ‘Will you leave us?’ ‘Will you stay with your mom or your dad?’ ‘Is your mom marrying again?’ ‘Is your dad?’
Their curiosity was legitimate. No one knew of such a case in their middle-class neighbourhood. Divorces, even in television soaps, were cause for much distress. Families were meant to stay together till the end of time.
School was a nightmare. He would have stopped attending if not for his mom. She taught in the same school—chemistry and maths for eighth and ninth standards—so skipping school wasn’t an option at all.
Things had gone downhill so slowly that he didn’t notice anything in the beginning. It was like Tetris on slow rewind. He thought other kids were going through the same crisis. For the past few months, there were rumours of his mother having a torrid, Mills-and-Boon-esque affair with the principal, who also owned the school and three other branches. The seniors would often cook up stories about his mother and the principal locking themselves in his room for hours. Dhruv would innocently ask, ‘Why would they lock themselves in?’ The seniors would affect a boisterous, evil laugh. He would ask again, ‘Tell me, why would they lock themselves in? Tell me?’ He would try hitting them and they would push him away. He would then lock himself in a bathroom stall for three straight periods.
Today morning, between the third and the fourth periods, when he was hiding in the bathroom, he overheard two seniors talk outside.
‘I can’t believe Namrata ma’am is banging that oldie. She’s quite something, isn’t she? Very perky breasts for thirty-five,’ said a senior, probably in the ninth grade.
‘Dude. We should totally check out the CCTV footage. Imagine her naked on top of that man! Did I tell you? That guy in the other class? Ramit? That bastard dropped a pencil and Namrata ma’am picked it up. She totally bent over and showed everything. He tried clicking a picture but it came out totally blurred.’
‘Should we repeat it in her class tomorrow?’
They laughed. Dhruv heard the taps run. The boys left the washroom.
*
Dhruv returned home in a sullen mood.
‘Why are you not eating, Dhruv?’ his mother asked, ladling another spoonful of rice, then cradling his face in her palms and kissing it. She was a good cook. Despite the toxic environment, Dad always ate quietly, concentrating on every morsel.
‘I don’t feel like eating.’
‘You didn’t eat your lunch too. Is there something wrong? Someone troubling you? Should I talk to your class teacher?’ Mom asked, making little rice balls.
‘I don’t feel like eating, Mumma,’ snapped Dhruv, pushing her hand away.
‘What’s the problem, Dhruv?’
‘IT’S NOTHING! THERE’S NO PROBLEM, MUMMA. LEAVE ME ALONE!’ His mother retreated in shock. Dhruv had never shouted at her. They were always on the same team. And then he spoke. ‘Don’t pick up pencils from the ground tomorrow.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I am asking you not to, Mumma!’
‘But why?’
‘JUST LIKE THAT!’
‘What’s the matter with you, Dhruv?’
‘THE SCHOOL WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED. THEY WANT TO SEE THE CCTV FOOTAGE OF YOU IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM WITH THE PRINCIPAL.’ Dhruv pushed the plate away and ran to his room. His father looked up from his plate, his eyes burning embers. For the next three hours, he heard Dad and Mom shout at each other in the next room, things breaking. He blamed himself for opening his mouth and cried into his pillow. Later that evening, he sneaked out of the house through the window.
*
It had been three hours he had been missing from home and no one had come looking for him. The other kids had gone home. He wandered the streets alone hoping that his parents, exhausted from all the shouting, would find him gone and come looking for him.
He had wandered to the E block of their apartment complex. This part had the cramped flats—little stinking one-bedroom apartments with flaky wall paint and wet clothes hanging from clotheslines in balconies. As he aimlessly looked on, he saw a family stroll out from the lobby, giggling and laughing. A middle-aged couple, much like Mom and Dad, and two kids. The younger of the two seemed to be around his age and she was staring at her sandals which flopped a
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Aranya did not like Mango Madness, she liked Orange. Orange was one colour, unlike the yellow-and-white-striped Mango Madness.
‘There’s no Orange,’ said the mother.
‘Cola?’
‘No Cola.’
‘Vanilla?’
‘No Vanilla, just have Mango Madness. It’s good. Your brother likes it,’ said the mother and shoved the ice lolly in her palm. She knew better than to fight her brother’s choice—he was her parents’ favourite child.
She would have rather stayed home and watched Evil Dead for the thirty-third time on her brother’s computer, a second-hand AMD 1.2 GB Thunderbird Athlon, with 320 MB SDRAM, SoundBlaster Live sound card, a CD drive with a 12 GB hard disk.
She was making a list of her favourite movies in her head while her parents talked about the next loan instalment and lamented about the rising prices of onions, potatoes, lentils, ladies’ fingers, brinjals, textiles, cable subscription, electricity, petrol, water, and even bribery rates! In her list, Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Blair Witch Project were the top three horror movies of all time.
‘What do you want to watch these for? They are all so scary,’ her mother would ask whenever she wanted a new VCD.
‘They are not scary at all,’ she would protest. But they would all go by her brother’s pedestrian choice of movies.
‘Let your brother choose,’ her father would say.
‘Is it because I’m this way?’ she would snap, pointing at the skin on her arms. Back then she was gradually beginning to realize there was something off about her. She knew she was different. She was yet to find out that the world treated the different with hatred.
‘No,’ her mother would lie.
Generalized vitiligo was one of the first phrases Aranya had learnt to write down. It’s what her prescriptions had said. It’s a disease with no certain cause. It causes the skin pigment cells to die resulting in patchy, sensitive skin. Since people can’t pronounce the scientific term, they often use the Hindi words ‘safedi’ and ‘fulwari’.
It started showing up when she was only two. For a little kid it wasn’t much of a bother, in fact it was a delight. ‘Hey! I have two skin colours. I’m fair and I’m tanned. So cool!’ she used to say.
The condition slowly worsened as her entire body went light pink and white in patches. The ‘condition’ didn’t matter a lot to her, at least not till she turned nine. She thought it was just something people had, like short height, or a bad nose, or a shitty attitude, a brain less smart, or pointy ears.
Now she knew that pointy ears would have been better.
As she grew taller and wider and bigger, the patches swelled in size like an ink dot on an inflated balloon. Soon she was a ‘freak’ in school.
‘Don’t touch her or you will get the same disease. Don’t share pencils with her. Don’t use the washroom she uses,’ warned the ignorant parents of her classmates. Even her own brother wouldn’t share a towel with her.
She grew up without friends.
While they licked on their ice creams that night, she could feel someone’s eyes on her, not for the first time. Her skin often attracted a lot of unwanted attention. People would look at her and then look away, repulsed. She had learned to forgive.
She turned to see a boy staring at her. After a few moments of indecisiveness, the boy started to laugh at her, at first slowly, and then out loud, pointing fingers and such. Aranya’s face flushed, her ears burned. Her mother put an arm around her and shouted at the boy, ‘There’s nothing to see here,’ as if she were a policeman at a scene of a grisly accident.
The boy laughed some more and ran away. The brother sucked on his ice cream like nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Aranya stared at her hands—olive brown like tanned Brazilian models in patches, and pale white like the women in the fairness cream ads; two perfect complexions like spilled paint cans on a floor. She was a shade card.
‘He didn’t have to laugh. Why did he laugh?’ Aranya asked her brother, who was playing Doom on the computer later that night.
‘Because you’re different.’
Her brother picked up the CD cover of Chucky and threw it at her.
‘I’m like this?’ snapped Aranya, still hoping it was a joke.
‘Not really, but you get the idea. You should get used to it.’
Aranya stared at the monstrous face on the cover of the CD. After her brother went off to sleep, she spent the night on the Internet searching for what being different really meant. Sameer woke up the next morning with a slip of paper with her sister’s beautiful handwriting on it:
‘Sameer bhaiya, you’re shorter in height than the national average of seventeen-year-olds in the country. Your BMI is lower than the accepted healthy ratio. Your scores in Hindi and social science have been way below your school average. So, I am left thinking that what does different really mean?’
The note was passed on to their mother who would have slapped her had it not been for Aranya’s scholarship interview for the new school. Without the scholarship, Aranya would have to miss a year and try again the following year, a chance her financially strapped family didn’t want to take. Luckily for them and for Aranya, the interview went well. In two weeks from then Aranya would join her new classmates, a patch-faced orc amongst fair, and dark, and lovely little kids.
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Aranya loved the smell of books, new and old, she loved to scribble, take notes, memorize and recite, and feel a little smarter the next day. And unlike at home, it was where girls are believed, respected, loved and cared for, sometimes even more than the boys. Boys were seen as the inconvenience they really are.
‘Where’s VI A?’ asked Aranya to a group of seniors milling about in the corridor, discussing skirt lengths and pubic hair.
‘Why do you want to know?’ asked one of them.
Aranya had received two double promotions, once when she was in LKG and once in the first standard, making her the youngest in her class.
‘I’m a new student.’
The senior who now seemed to have noticed her patchy skin, pointed in the direction of the class, and looked away from her as if staring any longer would give him the disease as well.
‘It’s not contagious!’ said Aranya sharply and made her way to the class.
Her new classmates welcomed her with sideways glances and scared whispers. She sat alone on the first bench. The kids on the second bench leaned away from her. Some covered their noses. A few minutes later, the teacher walked in and the class settled down. A few kids still looked at her, cringed, but that was okay. She felt worse about her brother throwing that CD at her than the behaviour of these kids.
The teacher noticed Aranya sitting alone, smiled extra benevolently and said, ‘If you need anything, my staffroom is on the fourth floor.’
People often thought Aranya had special needs because of her condition.
‘Ma’am, except for school picnics, which I would like to be excused from since I get sunburnt if I expose myself to too much of the outdoors, I think I would be able to manage myself. Thank you though for the help, Ma’am. It was too kind of you,’ clarified Aranya with her gap-toothed smile. The teacher smiled back, asked her to sit down and welcomed her again.
‘Open to page no. 33. And all of you who don’t have the books can go outside the class,’ said the teacher.
She had started reading from the book when a boy at the door interrupted her. ‘Good morning, Ma’am, may I come in?’
‘Dhruv? You’re late again. I can’t let you in,’ said the teacher. Dhruv, without protest, took two steps backwards, leaned against the wall and stood there.
Aranya wondered where she had seen him before. She turned back to ask the two scared kids who held their breaths about
One of the girls let up. ‘Dhruv. He’s the son of one of our teachers. He has failed twice. He keeps picking up fights with seniors.’
‘Why?’
‘They say things about his mom.’
‘What things?’ asked Aranya.
‘Dirty things.’ Aranya drew a blank. ‘That her mother gets naked with the principal in his room,’ whispered the girl.
Aranya gasped. ‘What? Why would anyone say that? That’s horrible!’ said Aranya. She saw Dhruv shift in his place. He looked inside and caught Aranya staring at him. She recognized him now. He was the boy who had pointed fingers and laughed at her that night. The pity in Aranya’s heart melted away.
Maybe he deserved it.
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4
Dhruv woke up early that morning to shouts and screams, and sounds of things breaking. He stumbled out of the room and saw his mother dragging out two suitcases. His father was throwing things which landed near her feet and shouting incessantly, ‘Take this! Take this! Take this, too! Go away and don’t ever come back!’ he shouted, his voice breaking, his eyes full of tears. He had never seen his father so disturbed before. Mom dragged the suitcases out of the house but Dad kept on shouting. The next-door neighbour peeked through the grille door.
Tears streamed down Dhruv’s face, his feet felt bolted to the ground. He wanted to scream but his throat ran dry. ‘Take me!’ He wanted to shout. He could hear the suitcases tumble down the stairwell. He ran after his mother but Dad caught hold of him.
‘She doesn’t want you,’ he said.
‘NEITHER DO YOU!’ He broke free from his father’s embrace and ran behind his mother. She hadn’t even bothered to wake him up before leaving.
‘MUMMA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?’ shouted Dhruv and ran into Mom’s arms as she lifted him up; he was crying, slamming both fists into her shoulders.
‘You woke up? I’m so sorry. I’m so . . . so . . . sorry, Dhruv. I didn’t mean for this to happen. I will come and get you. I promise I will come and get you.’ She bent down and kissed him all over his face.